Title says it all, really. I know it goes through centuries of deep, deep dullness interspersed with nanoseconds of excitement (I've been listening for years so probably have heard about 5 minutes of actual drama in total), but atm I frankly can't be bothered - everything seems so utterly tedious.
My particular bugbears currently are:
Pat'n'Tony eternally whingeing about the demise of The Bridge Farm Brand
Tom the Sausage King being even more vile than usual (footballing pigs? Give me strength)
JennyDarling becoming a mad empty-nester
Willyum flying into rages and then canoodling revoltingly with the dreadful manic Nic
Jimus and his bleedin' community orchard
Lilian's spawn-of-the-devil son and the entirely-believable 'book' he's 'writing' with Leonie
......and as for Alice, all loved-up with her weird adenoidal wheedling voice - please, no more; it's even worse than Peeeeeep!
Tell me I'm not alone, please. Worst of all is the fact that I just can't see any resolution of the Pat'n'Tone thing and I fear they're going to drag this one out for a good few years yet. Not sure I have the strength. All that's keeping me listening is the hope that Elona will turn out to be a master con-artist and divest Peggy of her millions (not to mention her enamels) before trashing No. 3 The Green and doing a moonlight flit 