The Archers: Ian and Camilla

[PrincessFiorimonde]

I used to quite like Ian the chef. But tonight, when he met Camilla and turned more gooey than one of his own cake mixtures... well, that was the end of all respect!

(Camilla, btw, sounded like a Woodentop, but after all she's not an actor, so I don't blame her for that.)

And I don't think the D of C would have turned up for the recording at all if the script had included "republican banner-waving mob from Felpersham pelt D of C with rotten eggs and shout 'off with her head!'"