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What is YOUR buggy quotient?

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musttidyupmusttidyup · 14/08/2011 22:51

DH (and DSs and SIL and, in fact, mostly everyone) mercilessly takes the piss out of my buggy obsessions....but I know I'm just a small fish....so...gonna write my buggy train (as I remember it) and invite you to do the same Smile
in my defense (not that I need to defend myself) I have 3 DCs and all my buggies have been needed for various functions at various time, and Ive never had more that 5 at a time.
So.....
Quinny Buzz
Maclaren Quest
Maclaren Techno (1)
Mamas and Papas Pliko
Phil and Teds Sport
Maclaren Techno (2)
Maclaren Triumph
Maclaren Techno (3)
Bebe Confort Loola
Bugaboo Bee

Number of years = 4.3
Number of buggies = 10
Number 0f children = 3

Sooooo

Buggy Quotient = (10/(4.3x3))=0.775 buggies per child per year.
10 divided by (4.3x3)
Acceptable yes????

0.775

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codandchipstwice · 15/08/2011 21:07

My quotient is 4.86 which surprises me as I've had 84 buggies (many of them duplicates or triplicates) over 6 years for 3 kids - but never more than 5 in one go

musttidyupmusttidyup · 15/08/2011 22:07

saoirse and years I mean Blush

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musttidyupmusttidyup · 15/08/2011 22:09

84 buggies????? Still, average of 5 buggies per child per year is pretty good going codandchipstwiceShock

I am going to make DH read all this and he will never moan about me again Grin

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musttidyupmusttidyup · 15/08/2011 22:10

Grin @ mamadivazback steaming pile of shite

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QueeferSutherland · 15/08/2011 22:28
Shock

Christ, you lot.

I've had 4 buggies over 10 years for 3 children. (Big gap between 1&2, needed a double for 2&3, have had the same maclaren for all 3.) I'm too tired to do the maths.

DH thinks that's extravagant and has said we can't replace the 10yo maclaren triumph thingy that collapses on the child.Hmm

I am showing him this thread.

ProcrastinatorGeneral · 16/08/2011 11:31

Urban detour monstrosity
Bruin umbrella 'thing' (had to go to London by train, brakes were crap, got rid)
Mother care Jive

Silver Cross Classic (loved this in carrycot mode. Boy was too slight to safely use the seat unit though)
Britax Vigour4 (my ex broke this, I ver' nearly broke him. I loved it)
Chicco liteway (never again, stupidly short straps)
M&P Luna (loved it when the boy was older, but crap for tinies)
Random umbrella fold that was fab (my mum's neighbour broke it, witch)
Silver Cross umbrella, fizz? Lovely little bus buggy
Loola? (friend gave it to me when the boy went through a running away phase)

I think I get .628 if you divide buggies by kids, then that by years. Yes?

Ten between two over eight years:)

EPPP · 16/08/2011 13:55

0.09 or so

I've 3 dc and have only ever had one single and one double, both in daily use still, the P and T is 5.5y(now used as a single) and the pliko pramette is nearly 7y old.

flootshoot · 16/08/2011 14:58

People have been taking the piss out of me for this recently and I'm nothing likes as bad as you lot!!

For DS:
Bebe Confort Loola (handmedown - hated it)
Bruin lightweight stroller (handmedown, is now awaiting bootsale)
Chicco stroller (bought by MIL, was fine, now battered)

For DD:
Bruin Storm stroller (bought by DH and I - hated it)
Hauck Citi (bought for my birthday by my Mum - arrived yesterday - love it!!)

and a Safety First tandem for both of them.

I've spent £200, and four of them are in our bootsale stash so we should make some of that back.

My quotient: 6 buggies over 2.5 years with two children = 1.2

Not intending to buy anymore!

I think your needs change when you switch from one child to two - I had to get the double, then a different single stroller as I needed one I could push one handed so I could hang on to DS. Plus I walk everywhere. So I think that's fair enough!!

PacificDogwood · 16/08/2011 17:33

Ok, I understand that some of you buy and sell prams and are not in total spending a vast amount of money on them.

But why?? Who could be bothered to invest that much brain space into child transportation?

Grin
musttidyupmusttidyup · 16/08/2011 19:23

PacificDogwood a change is a good as a holiday as my old nan would say Wink

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GloriaVanderbilt · 16/08/2011 20:07

PD, it's really hard to figure it out as someone who just adores prams and pushchairs (don't like the word buggy, for some reason, but it doesn't matter)

The thing is, well, it's just such a beautiful object - there's two sorts that make me happy, firstly the second hand ones which are just brilliant in terms of engineering...you buy them to see how they are made, how cleverly the backrest sits up and how well the raincover fits on.
Then you get to muck about with the attachments, the car seat, the seat which goes either way round...it reminds me of being a little girl and trying a hundred perfect ways to transport my dolls on the back of my bicycle. It's the feeling of creating, or witnessing someone else's having created something which just works really well.

Then there's the shiny new pushchairs in their well packed boxes, and polythene, and the prettiness of the fabrics and the idea of someone small being really cosy and warm under the hood, and just fitting perfectly.

I am certain this is again a throwback to being very little, climbing into boxes, sleeping on the back seat of the car as my parents drove us home in the dark. Being safe and covered and with someone else in control.

partly I think it's also a desire to 'contain' a baby, somehow, when babies can seem rather huge and threatening (when they're new, especially) and though I was never someone to leave a child crying at all, the concept of being able to put it in a pram makes it seem much more small and manageable. Like, well, I might be a bit of a failing parent to this little screaming bundle, but at least it's safe in here and that's how it's supposed to be.

Mainly though I think it's just that prams are like posh new shoes, but, well, bigger and more useful Grin

codandchipstwice · 16/08/2011 20:51

They're my car and handbag as don't drive and use them to transport my most precious things about Grin

Mainly though I'm a fussy bugger and am always convinced that the grass is greener and that the perfect pushchair does exist (light and easy to push, folds small, huge seat, loads of storage and looks good)

Now - cars, shoes or handbags, couldn't give two hoots!

afussyphase · 16/08/2011 21:54

Wow. I totally understand loving something but we so don't have space for more buggies! And we have 3 - a jogger, a Graco Mojo that the infant can't go in yet and a used, dated iCandy infant travel system that takes the rear-facing seat.
Do you realise - with some of the longer lists - you could probably buy a loft conversion for the amounts of money you'd have to put in to get those new? :)

saoirse86 · 16/08/2011 22:01

My sister and I were talking about this and we reckon different people have different "things". Our thing is (currently) pushchairs. We have friends who are into fitness or bikes or cars or gadgets etc, all of which I personally don't get and I know for a fact they don't get our pushchair thing.

I think part of the reason I became interested was that they can be so bad. I hated my first two so much that I started to research to get a better one, and the more you research the more options you find, and before you know it you're recommending or negating pushchairs you've never even seen in RL! I'm just searching for the ultimate perfect pushchair which does everything and is a perfect mix of great style and engineering. I sometimes do daydream designs of them and wish I could make them. Blush

Another part of it is I used to love shoes and handbags but now they're just not practical for me. A pushchair is like a really big accessory. You get admiring looks for a pretty or unusual pushchair, just the same as you do for a beautiful pair of heels.

PacificDogwood · 16/08/2011 22:06

Ah, now see: shoes I get Grin!

You are all actually explaining it really well, so thanks.

I now wish I had not put up with disliking the tank Mutsy for so long - all 4 DC long... Hey ho, no going back and I will never need a new pram again

bunnynose · 16/08/2011 22:44

I totally agree with Saoirse that it is just our thing. I guess when we don't need pushchairs anymore it will be something else.

Some people change their phone every 6 months, which I don't get at all. A phone is a phone after all, so to others they just see a buggy as a buggy. But to me, as my lo has got bigger the needs of the buggy has changed. When she was newborn I didn't have a clue about different prams. By a few months old she just screamed everytime she was in the buggy non stop. Bought a rear facer thinking it would help with the screaming, which it did for a bit, but then the buggy got too heavy to push. Needed something smaller to get on the bus, but then needed an off roader as well. The list just goes on and on!!

They are just like shoes really. You can't have one pair of shoes to suit all occasions, same as you can't find one pushchair that will suit all needs.

GloriaVanderbilt · 17/08/2011 08:12

That's right Saoirse...because my first ones were so bad, that was what got me interested...they can be so lifechanging when you use them a lot.

For instance my friend was using a knackered old maclaren when our sons were 3, and it was so hard work to push, and I managed to get hold of a 3 wheel thing with air tyres and the weight it took off pushing was immense.

Pacific, if you've had a mutsy through four children I can totally understand your aversion to prams... I'm shocked that you managed it at all tbh! I'd have stopped having children JUST to avoid using a mutsy again...Grin

saoirse86 · 17/08/2011 13:38

Grin Gloria, I feel like I need to have more children to have an excuse for more pushchairs!

GloriaVanderbilt · 17/08/2011 13:42

Grin well I hate to admit it but me too

musttidyupmusttidyup · 17/08/2011 13:54

I keep using the excuse to DH that since dd is our last baby I'm running out of time to find the perfect pushchair!

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EPPP · 17/08/2011 13:59

I think I too have the same attitude to shoes as pushchairs, i have favourites and use them until they are old and tatty. So my 2 pushairs 3 dc fits in with my love of a pair of 13 year old Rockport sandals (black nubuck, 2 in wedge and the nicest button fastening) that maybe have seen better days.

LoonyRationalist · 17/08/2011 14:38

2 pushchairs, 2 children 5 years = 0.2

Not sure this quotient thing is working though my almost 5 year old hasn't been in a buggy for 2 1/2 years, my youngest wasn't born for the first 2 1/2 years of my pushchair owning days.
My children have been in pushchairs for a combined total of 4 1/2 years..

Having said that I guess the fairest way would be by distance traveled by pushchair

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