Well, not exactly word for word, but that's the gist.
Having finally realised that we've been total spanners passing up on 2 houses in our dream road (not entirely due to circumstances in our control, but hey ho), and there being BUGGER ALL else on the market, we've now got desperate enough to do a letter drop to all the houses on the street we'd love to live on, asking if anyone would consider selling?
Anyone ever written one - or received one - with any success?