Please help me revamp this

[Bluegrassy]

Just looking for ideas really, mainly around what to do with patio surface.
I jet washed it last year, it's got huge cracks between the slabs, virtually no mortar left or anything. I know if I were to keep them I'd need to sort that, but I don't like them anyway, even when they're cleaned up. They're uneven, different colours, some are smooth, some are pebble dashed. Just a bit ugly.

What would be a not too expensive solution do you think? I thought about painting them with the masonry type paint for paving, but there's all the chemicals to strip first etc.

What would you do? Re-pave? Fix it?
Deck it?

Ikea patio tiles might work.

Masonry paint stencil in a nice pattern

Or a nice outdoor rug and tart up your furniture/patio area with potted plants, pergola/big umbrella, solar lights etc so you spend less time looking at the floor

Gravel in cracks? Some creeping plants...aubretia, thyme, alchemilla mollis, campanula Porsch.

painting them would be a dreadful mistake

The garden needs something else to draw the eye, then you won't notice them. It's like having a orange pine floor....that expanse of grey will be better broken up by seating, clumps of plants

Creepers or wall shrubs on the fence. Planted Edging round some of patio. It needs softening.

doesn't look too bad to me. I'd have a few big pots with colourful flowers in to draw the eye away from the patio and then it will be fine.

Looks fine to me, I mean it's not the worlds best tiled finish but its OK.

Maybe break it up a bit with a few large pots and try to make the rest of the garden a bit less sterile so it doesn't draw the eye as much.

Alternatively drop £7k on some designer tiling and having it all redone if you have money to burn.