Anyone wanting to move to Essex, please buy this house

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So I can come visit and be envious.

Not my house (unfortunately), so not a plug to sell it. Was in my IG feed this morning

https://www.inigo.com/sales-list/church-farm-house

Believe me, nothing cries out for Scandi minimalism.....

Well that was a let down. Whoever put those photos up should be sacked. Who wants endless photos of pokey corridors but none showcasing the actual rooms?

There are loads of pictures of rooms!

That house is about as close as you could possibly get to the sort of house I've always dreamed of living in and know I'll never have.

As a Libran with a love of balance and symmetry, this house is very pleasing.
The Hall runner in picture 4 is annoying. It is not centred on the door!
But, apart from that minor blip, the house is perfection.

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Yeah, it was always the kind of house I imagined I’d live in ( when I was aged about 9 or 10) but I never will!
This one has character.

It is lovely, the same architectural style of the White House Farm (the bamber farm) which was also in Essex

I fear it is to be inherited by Mr Collins and his dear wife, Charlotte.

Ooh is that me per chance? My dear husband is called Colin (close enough surely?).

senua I agree about the hall runner but I would obviously deal with that.

Achingly beautiful! I wouldn't change a thing. No that I'd get the chance to.

Oh @TennesseeStella , go to your room and don't come out until you're ready to say sorry!

What an absolutely gorgeous house. When I buy it, I think I'll just add a couple of very impressive dogs (Irish wolfhounds maybe?) to laze around looking noble, and some contentedly fat chickens to scratch around in a nice big section of the garden. Perfection!