We bought during lockdown so couldn't touch anything and had to rush round. No wonder they finally managed a sale after 5 years when they could hide things.
Wish we'd looked properly at the kitchen. It was disgusting, there was a long dead mouse in one of the cupboards when we moved in. No cutlery drawer. The range oven was too disgusting to cook in. There was a hole in the ground under the sink to catch the leak 🙄 (old house so no foundations). Dog grease everywhere.
Should have looked at the outside pipework properly. There were only 2 drains yet 6 drainpipes. So 4 are just draining against the house and causing damp.
We should have enquired more about the absolute twat who lives in the house attached to us. We asked one of the neighbours and they said he was ok, but they don't live that close to him so won't know about the noise levels. 'Cunt' doesn't even come close to describing him.
Should have looked into how much a massive pond actually costs to maintain and run. We were going to fill it in but the previous owners put some fish in it before we moved in and we felt too guilty getting rid of them. So two years and many hundreds of pounds later we have a pond that we still find annoying to deal with.
Shared drive - just no. Never again. Made the mistake of thinking the (nice) neighbours would actually park their selection of cars on their massive drive rather than the shared drive.
Semi detached - massive regrets due to aforesaid cunty neighbour. We wanted detached but the available housing selection was slim.
Shouldn't have believed the previous owner that they had maintained the roof.
The large downstairs windows don't open at all. Why spend lots of money on having wooden windows made but not have them be able to open?
All the internal doors are knackered and don't close. It's a Georgian house so can't exactly pop down to Wickes to buy new. They also cut a cat flap in one and we didn't notice 😖. I did wonder why the estate agent was stood in front of the door a lot.
Should have paid more attention to the fact neighbour's windows open directly into our garden at the side of our door. Now we know how awful he is it really bothers me especially when I catch him looking into our kitchen as our windows face each other. Wouldn't have bothered me if we had a decent, considerate neighbour.
There's loads more regrets. It's been a very expensive and stressful mistake. Made worse by the fact we moved to get away from a horrible neighbour just to find one who is horrible in a different way.