Honestly, I made a huge cock-up. Hindsight is a wonderful thing as they say!
Basically I advertised for an architect and was very explicit in asking for an architect. He then replied with this response, "Thank you for the enquiry re your prospective rear extension and interior reconfiguration. I would be pleased to help. I’d like to visit the property and run through your ideas with you (no charge for this) then I will forward a detailed fee proposal to you. This includes measured survey, all drawings, planning application etc and can go on to Structural engineering and Building regulation coverage."
Stupidly, I didn't say "are you a qualified architect?" - I just assumed that he was because I advertised on a site that's only for architects, asked for an architect, and he replied to say he could help. He gave me his website to look through which has an extensive portfolio and looks very persuasive. But now, looking at it, I can see it doesn't use the word "architect" anywhere on his website but says "architectural" instead. I didn't realise that was different. So stupid of me.
But I believe that he very deliberately and intentionally misled me, by omission. I spoke to him on the phone and he sounded wonderful. DP listened into the call with me and liked him too. We were looking for someone to hold our hand a bit through the process as I don't have a clue what I'm doing, and it's an enormous project that I'm totally out of my depth on! He was just really convincing about how he'd walk us through it all, and what he would do. I never stopped to say "what exactly are your qualifications?" - so that's entirely on me. However, in my emails to him - both before and after the contracts were signed - I have referred to him as being an architect and at no point did he stop me and say "ah, actually I'm not an architect" - he let me continue believing that he was a qualified architect.
I'm not making excuses as the fault is mine for not checking properly - but he was clearly very deliberate in helping me to think that was the case!!
I'm not normally this stupid, honestly. We were just in a bit of a panic over finding an architect quickly and were struggling to find someone suitable. I thought he would be amazing but it's just been awful. For example, he "designed" a room that didn't have any doors or windows - I had to email him back and point out the glaring error! There's a list of things like this. You couldn't make it up!
Re what he said about the planning dept, yes, I realised that it was absolute nonsense. I'm not as stupid as he clearly thinks I am, given how easily he was able to dupe me about his exact role. I let him think that I believed him re planning - but in my head I thought aha, so that's the kind of person you are. Absolute lies.
I phoned planning yesterday and the chap was lovely. There's nothing complicated about our project, they're just very very behind. No additional consultees. No objections. Single storey rear extension. Planning case officer is going to try and get a decision date to us by the end of today, so hopefully it's now imminent. I haven't bothered to tell architect man that I've rung them.
The contract with architect bloke was in two parts - one part for planning, which he can complete and the second part (much smaller) which was for the building regs. I don't now want him to do the building regs because a) it's a modular build and he knows nothing about that and b) I don't want anything more to do with him, tbh. It's painful even getting a reply and I've got enough to deal with, without having to get blood out of a stone for the simplest question! I want him to refund the part for building regs as he's not done anything for that yet. I suspect he won't.
Thank you for the info re the scanning and the dimensions. I'm going to talk to the modular firm again. They've been scrupulously detailed and incredibly helpful so I'm sure we can come up with something that works.
Sorry for the ridiculously long reply.