We have a long-running issue with our NDN's dogs yapping at us when we use our garden.
They keep saying they'll put up more fencing (they did put up a tiny bit, so we can use our patio but not the rest of the garden). Now we're fed up of waiting and are just going to sort it ourselves.
Fast growing plants aren't really an option, as we already have various things planted all along the fence and it would break DH's heart to replace them.
Ideally looking for something quick, cheap and cheerful but not hideously ugly.
Bonus points if you can suggest something that looks great on our side but fucking hideous where it shows through the gaps in their side
Fluorescent pink, maybe?