house not selling why?

[nameyouwhat]

Please help..no viewings? why?

Get the windows washed, it's amazing how much it'll brighten up the place
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@nameyouwhat You should try and other threads on mumsnet before you post.

Do you think you're smarter or wiser than others to double post a link?

Weird people on mumsnet

You should definitely dust before taking photos if you are serious about presenting your house for sale

@chukwe. yes I think I am so clever. your first sentence makes no sense.

its just a bit of fun ffs....

I’d say it has more character than this one

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/115582214#/?channel=RES_BUY

Declutter, Declutter, Declutter. Or it's the neighbours.

I can afford that one!

I think the photos make it look a tad dark. Maybe you could try some neutral paint? 😆

Honestly, people are so rude about the much loved homes of complete strangers

Fresh towels in the bathroom and a stunt pineapple in the kitchen.
Sorted.

It's perfect for us! DH and I will drive all day to get there. It will be dark and torrential rain probably when we get there but if you leave a light on we will find our way.
TIA, Brad and Janet.

Price a bit scary? Lovely period features though!

a stunt pineapple? sounds fab

There's no floorplan. I never view a house without a floorplan.

Everything else looks lovely.

@SunflowersInTheShade

There's no floorplan. I never view a house without a floorplan.

Everything else looks lovely.

There's no floor plan as the planner didn't know how to include all the trapdoors, corridors hidden behind bookcases, and swivelling fireplaces

@secretbookcase

It's perfect for us! DH and I will drive all day to get there. It will be dark and torrential rain probably when we get there but if you leave a light on we will find our way. TIA, Brad and Janet.

There was a bit of a Time Warp last night...

You need some crisp white bedding, nothing but white bedding will do and obviously get rid of the tenants

Big issue with Sitting Tenants. The vendors can hardly guarantee Vacant Possession. Though an exorcist might be able to offer advice?