So I had to pay off the balance of my deposit this morning. A walloping £180,725.50.
Anyway to pay something that big – as I’m sure you all know – you have to really jump through the hoops. I gave the first person I spoke to all the details and she read them all back. All good, we matched up. Then I had to speak to a different dept to get the transfer to go through. So he read everything back – account, etc. Then he came to the amount and there was
£1,807,250.00
Noooooooo!!!! That would either have left me £1.6m overdrawn or the transaction would be declined due to lack of funds. Either way, I’d have twins. Then kittens. Then twin kittens.
So just as well the bank puts you through an assault course before the money goes anywhere.