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What is your worse viewing experience

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Ladyof · 07/05/2021 23:21

Just seen a post about dirty houses and it made me interested to know - what is your worse viewing experience?

Mine isnt as bad as I imagine some are but at 1 viewing the house was really messy and when we walked in they were cooking a greasy fry up, it was 2pm on a saturday and the smell of grease was knocking me sick. I couldn't wait to get out!!!

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CatAndHisKit · 08/05/2021 02:11

WhatErFace2020
in absolute stitches here over your post Grin

followed him into the lounge where he’s got his whole family holed up also dying under a blanket on the sofa

Duvetflower · 08/05/2021 09:10

Saw a house I liked come onto Rightmove, it had a massive garden which backed onto the park. Estate agent details were rubbish and it just had a couple of interior photos and some room dimensions.

Turned up only to realise that there is an identical looking house to the one I thought we were viewing further down on the other side of the road with a tiny overlooked yard. Didn't want to hurt owner's feelings so went to view anyway.

Door is answered by a very nervous man. I can hear a toilet flush in the background and when he shakes my hand his is still damp from (hopefully) washing it. I glance at him only to notice he's in such a flap he hasn't managed to do up his fly. There then follows the excrutiating business of being shown round by Mr Anxious Fly Down whilst we discover that not only does the house not have the garden we were expecting the 15 foot by 15 foot living room is in fact L shaped and only about 6 foot wide. Sweat is pouring off the owner we're trying to be polite whilst wondering how on earth you could spend an evening sat in the tiny corridor living room shouting round the corner at the rest of your family.

MelissaVonStressel · 08/05/2021 09:31

The one where we were shown around by a really smelly estate agent- she let us in with a key but then said she needed to tell the owners we were here. We waited in the doorway to the living room where this elderly couple were watching the TV with headphones on - so it was silent. She went over to talk to him and he started yelling at the estate agent "you'd better not disturb us like last time you stupid cow" in a really nasty way. We went around the rest of the house - totally normal house, got downstairs and he was in front of his study, said we could only go in there if he was supervising. He was such a nasty man, he tried to put the sell on DH - couldn't bring himself to look at me - and the poor EA was almost crying. And we never saw the living room or his study. The house was on the market for ages, unsurprisingly.

I've also been on the other end - came home after work to find the EA running away from my house - he said it was a bit messy. Went in to find the cat had dragged a pigeon through the cat flap at some point then spent the day chasing it around the house pulling feathers off, then eating bits of it in every room then chucking it back up - the entire house was covered in feathers and bits of bird and/or boak. The people he'd been showing around had given up.

DonGray · 08/05/2021 09:32

Small child fell in a hidden pond in the garden

Changingwiththetimes · 08/05/2021 09:33

I have viewed a house with tenants. I was flexible with time and could come at their convenience. They were given 24 hour notice both times and first viewing was late morning. First time they wouldn't let me in one room as their baby was taking a nap.
Second viewing, early afternoon, husband was in the shower when we arrived, came down when he was done and said could we hurry up as he had to get ready for work. The place was clean but untidy (unmade beds etc). They were barely civil and obviously did not want to move.
I found out later they were estate agents!
Another house, not actually on the market yet but an agent I knew had seen it and said the door was so damaged we could just go in. It was the most awful place. A hoarder had lived there. The kitchen and bathrooms looked like they had never been cleaned. The beds were half destroyed by animals I think. It was so grim. I assumed it had been empty for years and years but turned out the owner had died just a few months before! They had to have people come in in hazmat suits to go through the paperwork to find next of kin. I'm pretty good at seeing through stuff but I couldn't wait to get out of there go home and have a shower.

SelkieFly · 08/05/2021 09:37

The house I'm in now, it had so many renters in it. My room is not a big double room, but both of the small double rooms had a double bed up on stilts with single beds underneath so there was a family in each of the double rooms and then two blokes in the box room. The house was rancid. Beer bottles everywhere. Bongs and cindy dolls in a pile together. I knew it was just stuff though. I still knew it was a small terraced three bedroomed house.

Standrewsschool · 08/05/2021 09:41

Before we went in, the estate agents gave us a warning about the state of the house. We still refer to it as the Wayne and Wanetta slob house, it was so cluttered, run down, crowded etc. This was in the pre-Internet days so you only had a leaflet with a few photographs. They managed to disguise the true state of the house.

SelkieFly · 08/05/2021 09:43

@memberofthewedding

Some good tactics above for how tenants can (without being overtly rude) put off anyone buying the house that their landlord wants to sell!
Yeh, I can imagine the tenants mixing up the bong and empty bottles of beer with the children's toys for maximum ''eeek this doesn't feel right, get me out of here''.

Because although I thought (predictably) what type of people would do this! they were apparently very hardworking, saving money to buy apartments back in latvia, very polite to the neighbours.. i think it was done for effect!

cakefanatic · 08/05/2021 09:47

Viewed a big house in a desirable area, around the £800k mark. It was vile inside. The family living there had clearly not done anything since moving in about a decade before, and most of the kitchen/bathrooms were straight out of the 70s. The walls around the light switches were super grubby, and there was an awful shower room with one of those big showers with multiple jets that was absolutely filthy. The whole house stank of fried/spicy food so much that every carpet etc would need to be changed. And it needed new windows.

It should have been a beautiful period property but was totally ruined.

Iwonder08 · 08/05/2021 10:01

Saw a house in a nice area. Owners were present. The male owner in his 60s explained that they got divorced 7 years ago, they don't talk to each other and live in their own separate bedrooms and share the kitchen. The woman repeated the story. Their respective bedrooms were in a reasonable condition, but the stairs, kitchen and other communal areas were looking horrendous as both of them refused to maintain it so other one doesn't benefit from it. They continued living together for that long as they were waiting for the house prices to grow. The atmosphere in the house was awful

AGreatEscspe · 08/05/2021 10:02

Worst was when checking out a room to rent in Leeds as a student. Landlord showed me the place, and just as we were wrapping up he leaned in with a grin and said conspiratorially “Don’t worry, I don’t rent to our Asian friends!” I’m white, and it was the first time I’d encountered out and out in-your-face racism. I found it chilling - almost literally. Gave me that blood running cold feeling. And afterwards, more vainly, started wondering if I looked like the sort of would-be tenant who was looking for an all-white house share.

A couple of years earlier, various undignified viewings of rooms in student house shares in London that were basically interviews. One, in a house in Canary Wharf, was run almost like an assessment centre, with rounds about cooking and different segments with different housemates. Obviously, I didn’t want it after that and I really wanted to tell them when the rejection call came - the guy clearly thought I was going to be devastated I hadn’t made it into their exclusive set-up, which was excruciating.

Then, as a longer-term renter in a house being sold, there was the time the EA didn’t show up when a couple appeared on the doorstep. So I conducted them around the house myself, explaining various features and even getting into a discussion with them as to the viability of an extension. No idea why I did it!

Not such interesting tales as a buyer. A couple of viewings in desirable areas where EAs seemed to know nothing about the houses and were relying on me buying into the place. Annoying to turn up to a house and not be able to get basic information, being herded around with other viewers, all served up with the sense that you’ve been extremely fortunate to get a viewing at all. Ended up buying in a nice, but not crazily desirable area - for many reasons, but I certainly found the EAs easier to work with as they had to put in a bit of legwork themselves.

Violetroselily · 08/05/2021 10:10

When I was student I viewed a house where the whole floor was covered in stuff. We stood in a clear bit of space by the door and then couldn't move. The landlord tried to clear a path for us to go upstairs but we told him not to bother and just walked out.

QueenOfTheQueef · 08/05/2021 10:32

Viewed a house once that was dirty. Wine glass on the table (it was 11am so I assume from the night before, but not certain!), plates everywhere, messy and dirty. She happily told us she didn’t have anywhere to go, so wouldn’t be in a rush to move. The worst part was, she had three barking growling dogs that she ushered from room to room around us, not ideal when viewing with small children. Couldn’t get out of there quick enough. We did stay long enough for her to tell us that she was selling because she had to as a result of the divorce and she didn’t want to leave. The house is still up for sale now, three years later.

FoolsAssassin · 08/05/2021 11:22

2 student ones. First house had no floorboards in one of the rooms, thankfully I did look down before entering. I said rather incredulously that there weren’t any floorboards which looking back on it was rather mild but I was a bit shocked . Agent just shrugged.

House after was a beautiful family house. We turned up at the same time a group of blokes did, we wanted it as did they. Owner (who you tell wanted the group of girls ) suggested tossing a coin. I called, we lost. We were gutted and owner looked gutted as we sadly walked away, blokes looked very happy. Not the best house hunting day.

WhatHaveIFound · 08/05/2021 11:28

We viewed a house that was being repossesed. The vendor had two large dogs which were locked (barking and howling) in the cellar for the duration of our viewing but they had made their impact on the entire house. Claw marks on every door/frames/windows and the floor was an absolute mess. The smell made me gag and we couldn't get out of there quick enough.

Thecazelets · 08/05/2021 12:03

One that dh and I still refer to as the garlic porndog house. Nicely done up in a desirable bit of London, but as we walked in the owner started frying a huge pan of garlic while 2 slavering Rottweilers bounded round the kitchen extension. The estate agent ushered us upstairs to be confronted with a large collection of hardcore porn videos proudly displayed in the master bedroom.

We had newborn ds with us (nearly 20 years ago) and I remember feeling simultaneously frightened, affronted and defiled!

Ligglepiggle · 08/05/2021 12:06

Being told to mind my step in the garden as they hadn’t picked the dog poo up

ImInACage · 08/05/2021 12:07

A house where the owners wouldn't let us look upstairs, because their toddlers were napping. Why book a viewing at that time? The time was their suggestion and the agent was present. They then got really funny when we told the agent that we wouldn't be putting an offer in without viewing the whole house.

steppemum · 08/05/2021 12:16

I've also been on the other end - came home after work to find the EA running away from my house - he said it was a bit messy. Went in to find the cat had dragged a pigeon through the cat flap at some point then spent the day chasing it around the house pulling feathers off, then eating bits of it in every room then chucking it back up - the entire house was covered in feathers and bits of bird and/or boak. The people he'd been showing around had given up.

sorry but that really made me laugh Grin

MangosteenSoda · 08/05/2021 12:17

A flat in Hong Kong that had two massage chairs in the living room (massage chairs are weirdly popular in HK). We had to climb over one of the chairs to get into the kitchen.

Another flat where we couldn’t enter any of the bedrooms because they all had people sleeping in them. It was mid afternoon.

A very strangely decorated flat with a built in humongous master bed which had metal studs embedded into a massive wooden plinth all around it. The same flat had a bright orange bathroom suite with a shell-like shower tray surrounded by massive pebbles. It was little mermaid meets oompah loompah.

steppemum · 08/05/2021 12:22

we went to see a large house, 7 bedrooms, but on at the same price as all the 4 beds.
It had been extended over the garage, and really did have 7 beds. 5 of which were good sized rooms, and then dh and I coudl both have a study.

The house was a tip. Eveyr floor was covered in clothes and toys. We could walk IN to any room as the floor was covered. The windows were filthy, really filthy, black mould all over. Bathroom likewise
The kitchen was trashed, needed replacing. Doors and floor broke/ripped etc.

dh and I are quite good at looking past things, I went up to one of the windows and wiped it to see if the mould was superficial (it was) and we went home and sat down with the plans and seriously tried to make it work.

we didn't buy it as it was top of our price range and we just couldn't get the money together to replace kitchen, and it was on a busy road.

But I just couldn't work out why you wouldn't even pile the stuff in a corner for viewings, or wipe the windows for the mould.

steppemum · 08/05/2021 12:24

sorry we COULDN'T walk in to any room

steppemum · 08/05/2021 12:26

Oh and a lovely house that we really really wanted, right road, nice house, nice garden, etc etc.

The sellers were really odd, and it transpired that they were getting divorced and he wouldn't move, and she was trying to sell.

Then transpired that he had taken loads of extra loans out on the house that she didn't knwo about. It all got too messy at that point and we had to pull out, much to my sadness. Still like that house.

Callywalls · 08/05/2021 12:30

Not a house I was viewing, but when my elderly fil was selling the house he'd lived in for 50+ years, just an ordinarily 3 bed semi, as he'd never sold a house before, I agreed to be there during viewings. The viewer was on his lunch break and just wanted a very quick look around, but after he'd seen everything, fil asked him very formally, to take a seat in the lounge, where he proceeded to grill him, calling him "young man"(he was about 45) and when he asked him "can you afford this house and do you have a mortgage with sufficient funds in place etc" I wanted the ground to swallow me up. Luckily, the guy was really nice and must have realised fil was very old fashioned and inexperienced, as he explained that he'd viewed the house as a possible rental property to add to his portfolio of over 20 houses in the area. Needless to say he didn't buy it and I then arranged for the estate agent to show future viewers around, keeping fil out of the way.

Ideasplease322 · 08/05/2021 12:44

The one where the estate agent made it obvious she didn’t think I could afford the house and was wasting her time. Kept telling me there were cheaper houses in the area😂.

I bought the house (because I loved it, not just to piss her off I promise😇).

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