Nearly £1.5M for one bathroom and a lifetime of constipation

[Larach]

This should be beautiful but, aside from being on the gloomy side, all I can think of is the number of spiders, especially those waiting to drop on me from the bathroom ceiling: www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/st-thomass-church/

Wow the Old Operating theatre I thought it was, they’ve a museum there as well, but too gloomy inside, but the history incredible.

I love it but would probably have a heart attack by the time I got to the bathroom. I'd have to have another one put in if I bought it (in this scenario I've also won the lottery).

Hideous. Anyone who suffers from desperately needing a wee as soon as they put the key in the lock is going to regularly piss themselves.

@QueenStromba You'd just stock up on Tena lady pants (well I would )

Wait, isn't that the old operating theatre building?!?

For too much brick for me. And quite grubby looking brick as well.

The church one needed plastering - the dust - and also, less photos of the outside. Not much point in something looking great from the outside and awful inside.

I quite like it, I’d agree with a pp that it’ll get bought by a banker who has a cleaner in to do the brickwork.

@DoubleTweenQueen

Powis Mews - thought it was quite cute until I clocked the asking price

Me too, do you think it comes with all their nik-naks? Not sure my tatty colleaction of Ikea, Ebay and 1990s M&S furniture would make the grade...

@Idontlikethatnameanymore They can leave the pot plants :)

Perhaps that should be potted plants

Be handy for my office on the other side of the road

It would be hideously noisy squeezed in as it is between the A3 and the railway lines. You'd also be pretty well on a level with the bell tower at Southwark Cathedral to help your insomnia along....

Well, if it's too gloomy for you, how about this one, OP?

They can leave the pot plants

I love it but the acoustics would be dreadful.

Surely you’d just wee in the lift? Isn’t that what they’re for?

The old church one has a bedroom like a prison.

If it's where I think it is

Glad to see they've finally finished. There were building works there for yonks. Next to the old operating theatre museum

I saw that one cheshirecat and the next time I have nearly £3M it's definitely going on my list.

I want that kitchen @chesirecat99 !

I want it. The first one. The second is far too bright . I may request a viewing. Just because

It looks like a prison. I bet people in the Shard can see through the skylight to watch you showering too.

The stairs in this one are mad. And a house this size in my town is 10 times cheaper. Actually I saw a house being marketed by The Modern House in my town, it was gorgeous but was on the market for ages because it was too expensive for the location.

I absolutely love it!

@chesirecat99 Does that say what I think it does?