So I have tried decorating, and we had the kitchen redone. Kitchen floor wasn't done properly (by a professional, so I had to relay it but basically its the wrong type of flooring so will always look wrong) but its otherwise mostly OK. Rooms I've painted look messy as whatever I do its not possible to paint an exactly straight line. I tried wallpapering and it seems impossible to get it exactly right there either. We've got rooms where shelves or picture frames don't quite line up. (One of the wonky shelves was put up by a handyman so I largely gave up on them after that.) Both bathrooms are bodge jobs for different reasons. So, other than completely gutting a place and starting again with professionals, how do you make anything look decorated and neat and finished? I genuinely don't get it as neither I, nor any tradesperson I've ever found, has actually managed to do a decent job at it.