Also joining in on this one.
Bought a 200 year old house last year. Structurally sound as a pound but the inside hasn't been decorated since 1981.
I have a brown kitchen (various shades of brown, but a brown floor, counter top, units, tiles, walls and, believe it or not, ceiling. One bare lightbulb to light the entire room. Needs a small extension and a garage conversion to make it a decent sized family kitchen/diner, but that's going to cost £60k at least...
Our upstairs bathroom is avocado green with peach carpet.
Our main living room has a heavily stained mint green carpet and a 5ft x 5ft double sided chimney breast in the middle of the room, meaning we can only actually utilise one side of the room at any one time, and each side is only big enough to fit a small sofa and a tv.
Brown ceramic tiles throughout the rest of downstairs. No shower in either bathroom.
2 days after we completed and moved in I found out I was pregnant. I had to wash my hair with a plastic jug over the bath whilst simultaneously throwing up with morning sickness.
We are getting there slowly, we have now installed a downstairs shower room, carpeted the yellow (yes, yellow) wooden stairs (that I fell down when pregnant), renovated the snug, new boiler, and obviously one of the bedrooms to use as a nursery.
But we can only afford to do one room at a time, so it's probably going to take us 20 years to get the house looking in a reasonable shape.
It's in a nice area though, so that's ok. Right? 😩