Cobham resident of 12 years here.
You’ll need long blonde hair and a Porsche 4x4 in Cobham if you want to fit in. BS, but don’t let that stop a good stereotype will you. However if you happen to aspire to long blonde hair and a cayenne then you won’t be alone but most people don’t really care or bother judging you so go for it.
Awful traffic from cobham to Heathrow yes if you actually take the M25 which most locals don’t, they go through Walton and then back roads. M25 regularly jammed although rarely adds more than 20-30 mins to your trip. Allow 45 mins at non-peak, 60-75 mins at peak time to drive.
you’ll get a lot of plane noise WTAF? Occasionally if the flight path is changed you hear it (weirdly on a sunday night and more in winter) but otherwise it’s v distant to the extent I rarely notice it. I don’t ever remember being out in garden in summer with plane noise.
Road noise from A3 and M25 do affect areas on outskirts, especially eg Downside. Traffic is regularly horrific through Byfleet (including A3 R/B at Cobham), Oxshott and in Esher by Sandown Park in case you’re looking at those routes.
Residents v friendly, largely v safe area. Broad mix of people from different backgrounds although not at all culturally or socially diverse. Yes there are Americans but by no means disproportionate so I don’t see what this offers to the discussion. Many live round the Fairmile where the ACS is. As for fitting in, it’s a very mixed area - lots of people here for life and lots come and go so you won’t have an issue being new. The only thing is that most people move out here with young families and that’s often how they make new friends. It’s a very family oriented area so not sure what it would be like for young couple Pre kids.
Uber from London back on a Saturday night is about £50 and easy to get. If you’re wanting somewhere with a good train station then Cobham is not your place. Faster and more regular services from Esher, Surbiton, Walton, Woking.
Property prices v high, one of the most expensive towns outside London (because of commuter links). Schools generally all excellent, private and state If it’s on your radar for later. Can be hard to get into if DCs born in a boom year.
As for amenities, it lacks a good big gym anywhere nearby. Closest are David Lloyd in Weybridge and Nuffield in Surbiton. Plenty of other options like small gyms and cross-fit centres though, lots of great running and walking to be done as loads of healthland / woods. Popular for dog owners. Restaurant choices and pubs locally (Cobham / Esher / Oxshott / Claygate) are excellent, loads to choose from. Esher has an Everyman cinema. Cobham high street has lovely shopping, only 20 mins each way to Kingston (has JL) or Guildford if you want more.
In general there is very little property on the market at the moment (has been the case for a couple of years, local estate agents starting to merge / shut down as a result) so in terms of choice it’s not a great time to buy but perhaps more will come on this spring now that the election and to some degree brexit are out of the way.
Happy to answer anymore questions.