Honestly feel like screaming. We signed contracts 2 weeks ago and still seem to be in limbo. The latest is the vendor did not provide an up to date gas boiler certificate (handed in a 7 year old one to his solicitor.....) so of course he was informed to have a survey performed, which took 100 years (pissed off exaggeration). And now we've been informed it did not pass the survey and the entire boiler needs replaced, no shit sherlock that's why you didn't want to have the survey done. They will not complete until he has the work done and he lives abroad and the property (which was being rented out) has been empty for 6 weeks now so this dick bag has had ages to sort all of this. And of course I've given notice on my property because we were told completion would be 15th March so I have to be out by 29th. Oh and my solicitor is a slow ass bastard. Anyone feel my pain?!