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MoonlightandMusic · 10/01/2018 20:32

Good to see it's not just London for 'couldn't swing a small mouse' type housing.

Mind you, it is only £660 per month, rather than per week.

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DuckOffAutocorrectYouShiv · 10/01/2018 20:41

I feel breathlessly claustrophobic just looking at it.

MoonlightandMusic · 10/01/2018 21:32

I know - mind you, the care and attention that's gone into describing it from just two photos is fairly impressive.

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Angryosaurus · 11/01/2018 07:54

That front door is hilarious!

whiskyowl · 11/01/2018 09:21

That is absolutely horrible, the developer behind it should hang their head in shame.

echt · 11/01/2018 10:44

The last time I heard the word "bijou" used was to describe a man's cock. Not by me.

FluffyWuffy100 · 11/01/2018 11:51

Quote from the blog:

The more I see tiny, slither-like properties like this, the more I am convinced I am staring at a dystopian future – five, ten, 15 years away, but not much more – where this, for young people, is the norm. We are only one more Channel 4 show about people living in innovatively designed vans, or one more "we bought a Japanese pod hotel to London!" press release, or one sub-reddit of nerds watching Ready Player One and thinking, 'Yes, actually, I could live inside of a van stacked on top of another van, as long as I have a VR headset to escape to' until we reach the point of no return. Because here we are, slowly abrading the acceptable dimensions of a space we might deem liveable, ever pinching square inches away from the very minimum we might find acceptable.

Indeed. Like that Black Mirror where they live in pods and have to bike for coins that they then gamble away on the game show thingy.

MoonlightandMusic · 11/01/2018 20:36

Hmm, having posted this as vaguely amusing due to door size/corridor bed, now I'm vaguely depressed given everyone else's interpretation of it. Sad

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