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Thank you previous owners!!

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TremoloGreen · 13/04/2016 12:07

I know there have been other threads like this but can we have a new one please as I need somewhere to vent. What questionable decisions did the previous owners of your house make when designing/ fixing things?

  1. Nailing fake timber beams to the ceiling and staining them dark brown. Oh, then painting over an actual structural beam.
  1. Make that staining abvsolutely bloody everything made out of wood in dark brown. Sanding it off leaves lovely drak brown stuff staining your hands and sticking bloody everywhere.
  1. Building a downstairs lavatory that is 85cm wide internally with all the pipework exposed. Can't be boxed in without losing the precious cm that mean a person can actually fit in there. Thinking of knocking the whole thing down and moving it to the front of the house in time.
  1. Despite a love of naff, man-made materials everywhere else throughout the house (vinyl, laminate, polypropolene, brown stained mdf), the one place they chose to use a natural material was the worktops. Wood. A few years inl they inevitable start to look shit, especially around the sink. Rather than sand and re-oil, they just laquered the damaged tops with a really shiny varnish. I've just sanded it off and am now on the sixth coat of oil!
  1. Deliberately ran the drains for the extension they built under the building rather than around the outside.
  1. Ripped out a mains gas connection so they could have oil instead. Because gas central heating "dries you out".
  1. Installed a 760 x 760 telephone box shower cubicle in a space for a 1400 x 800 one, so it could open into the extra space and you can kind of squeeze diagonally past the massive vanity unit to open the door onto yourself (good job I'm skinny) Also no radiator in that bathroom, despite it having an adjoining wall with the hot water tank.
  1. Fitted wardrobes along a whole wall of the main bedroom with chuffing louvred doors. (Stained dark brown of course) Literally metres of a massive dust trap.
  1. Put anaglypta over freshly plastered walls and ceilings then painted over it.
  1. Put down random squares of mismatching carpet in two of the bedrooms without bothering to actually fix them down.

I'll stop at ten because it's a nice round number Grin Angry Hmm Confused

OP posts:
dimots · 13/04/2016 14:01

Woodchip. In every room, walls & ceiling.

Sparklycat · 13/04/2016 14:31

We bought our house from an 'electrician' who said he'd done all the work himself so it was fine. Got our electrician around to check and he'd used industrial cables and other industrial stuff (he was obviously an electrician in a factory or something and nicked all the bits) and had done some of the dodgiest and dangerous work our electrician had ever seen. Took him ages to track down all the faults and fix everything, he is a saint!

Sparklycat · 13/04/2016 14:34

Dimots omg yes the wood chip! Our first house had wood chip in every room that they'd used gloss paint on Hmmtook us forever to strip it all off. They'd also covered the original Victorian panelled interior doors with mdf, luckily we noticed and could rescue them before we'd taken them out and put in a skip.

W33XXX · 13/04/2016 15:38

Some of the stories/sights you see it makes you really wonder what goes through peoples heads when they carry out work to their houses!

My sister in law moved to a house where the previous owner installed a downstairs toilet off the kitchen!! No IVS, vestibule or anything - a door a couple of foot to the left of her cooker and a small toilet you cannot maneuver in. There is no window or ventilation to the small room, therefore they tend to leave the door open, it is not pleasant when you are sat at the dining table facing the toilet and people are going in and out using it Blush

AgathaF · 13/04/2016 16:55

Lots of thank yous from us in our current house. We moved in four weeks ago, and knew it was a project, which is what we usually buy. The one really minging thing though, is that they shut their cats into a room upstairs, possibly whilst they had packers in, without a litter tray. Resulting stench of cat pee that has soaked through the floor boards is not pretty. I've tried all sorts to shift it but nothing has worked. I think we may end up replacing the floor boards in that room.

SugarMiceInTheRain · 13/04/2016 17:04

Wow, none of ours have been as bad, but after moving in we discovered:
The boiler was condemned so we had to replace immediately
Electrics weren't earthed
Kitchen sink 'overflow' just led into the cupboard underneath the sink
On closer inspection part of the kitchen worktop noticeably sloped downwards. This was because the bloke who lived there before had built the kitchen units himself and clearly not bothered to make sure they were level or even that the edges of each cupboard were perpendicular to each other. The most worrying thing about all this is that the guy works as a builder building new homes for a large well known company.
So many other niggly little things had been bodged but those were the main ones I remember.

pandakitchen · 13/04/2016 17:21

For not connecting the bath overflow to -well anything, one distraction later and bath overflowing through the downstairs loo light fitting.

A combination of foam/woodchip wall paper in every room.

The giant glitter unicorns stenciled onto the wall of one bedroom, which took days to sand off!

The damage done to the doors and plaster between us having the offer accepted and moving in.

The dodgy wiring which I wish you had spent as much time on doing correctly as you clearly did trying to hide.

StarOnTheTree · 13/04/2016 18:47

I also had the carpet over underlay over lino over lino and polystyrene tiles everywhere that had been painted over, then papered, then painted again! The lintel in the kitchen wasn't supporting the ceiling, the electrics used for the shower cubicle that was stuck in one corner of a bedroom (a toilet was in the other corner) had melted the cables. The bay windows wouldn't open more than an inch because they hadn't been installed properly.

The latest I discovered when I needed new sockets in a bedroom is that the electrics are in a right mess. The upstairs should be on a ring of it's own but it's all connected to the downstairs everywhere by junction boxes. the whole house rewire starts next week Sad

babyinthacorner · 13/04/2016 18:59

Fireplace in bedroom boxed in, but chimney not sealed, resulting in a delightful outpouring of bird poo/other crap when we uncovered it in order to block it in properly.

An outhouse that had been used as a dog kennel for breeding which resembled the original torture room from saw, it was so filthy.

A dime with a hole in the middle in place of a nut to hold a screw in place. Surely it would've been easier to buy a nut????

Tiles in the kitchen which had been painted over and the covered with blue wood effect plastic cladding. Some of which had been melted off thanks to its proximity to the freestanding oven/hob/grill. Which was in itself positioned so that you couldn't have the oven door and kitchen door open at the same time.

TremoloGreen · 13/04/2016 19:01

Pandakitchen - please tell us that you have a before picture of the glitter unicorns?

Staronthetree - sorry to hear about the unexpected rewire!

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MargotsDevil · 13/04/2016 19:04

(Possibly outing myself here Blush)

Wallpaper dating back over 100 years, covered by several layers of more "modern" wallpaper covered by paint, hard board and yet more wallpaper. Necessitating entire rooms being plastered. Superglued vinyl. Light switches wired the wrong way (switch "off" ie up to switch on). I'm still in denial about the wood chip still lurking round every corner Hmm

I knew it was a project... Clearly underestimated the scale!

JT05 · 13/04/2016 19:16

And I felt bad because when we recently sold our house, the living room carpet showed signs of family life! 😦

MillieMoodle · 13/04/2016 19:33

Our current house (we've not been here long):

  • the open drain in the conservatory which appears to have a specially constructed wooden box placed over it to conceal it and the pipes which drain into it (but not the smell).
  • the range cooker which, on switching on both the grill and main oven, blows not only all the lights in the house, but the sockets too.
  • the industrial strength water pump which makes the whole house shake and deafens everyone within 1/2 a mile each time a tap is turned on.
  • the questionable colour schemes throughout, which have now been replaced with neutral everywhere!

We are just beginning the refurb! It's not as bad as our last house though Confused

pandakitchen · 13/04/2016 19:37

tremolo sadly no photos of the unicorns, they were hidden behind woodchip which was painted dairy milk purple! Burnt out an electric sander!

StarOnTheTree · 14/04/2016 06:35

I knew it was a project... Clearly underestimated the scale!

Me too! Nearly 5 years later....

Palomb · 14/04/2016 06:45

When we moved in to this house we discovered that the vendors had used ridged metal flooring material as splash back in the the kitchen. They had cut holes in it and had put sockets and switches in it. It's a wonder the whole thing wasn't live! We had to shit off the power the to whole downstairs before we could attempt to get it off. It had been applied with No More Nails.

Confused
SquirrelledAway · 14/04/2016 10:01

agatha you could try Jeyes Fluid - we had the same problem with either dog wee or small child wee (could never decide which it was). Had to bin all the carpets and then scrub the boards with Jeyes Fluid - it did work.

olafisking · 14/04/2016 11:17

Only one for our current house but it's a fun one. One of the sockets (only one) in the kitchen is spurred off the upstairs ring main. Previous owners didn't tell us, so how we found out was when DH was doing some work on the socket and stuck a screwdriver in it thinking it was safe as the downstairs ring main was off. Sparked like a firework display, luckily was a rubber handled screwdriver so no damage done other than taking a couple of years off our lives.

We are going to leave a post it note on it for our buyers when we move out.

AgathaF · 14/04/2016 11:36

Squirrelled thanks for the tip. It's about the one thing we haven't tried, so I'll get some and give it a go.

StepAwayFromTheThesaurus · 14/04/2016 13:02

The previous owners of this house did so many inexplicable things (some we knew about and others were delightful surprises).

The (upvc) windows looked like they were just dirty. No, actually all the window units at the front of the house we're so blown that the condensation had actually etched the internal surfaces of the double glazing making the glass opaque.

They bricked up the kitchen window, put in a dark wood kitchen with black granite worktops and black tiles on both the floor and walls. All lit with a 15W (not energy saving) lightbulb. The darkness meant that you couldn't properly see that the entire kitchen had been fitted by bodgers. The cupboards we not fastened to the walls properly and the granite worktop had been badly fitted. In particular the hole for the hob had been cut in the wrong place so the hob was fitted right against the back wall (and was a fire hazard). It couldn't be fixed so the worktop was buggered.

They badly fitted ikea wardrobes in 3 of the bedrooms. The ones in the master bedroom had chunks cut out of the doors and sides so that they could fit round the radiator they'd put across the chimney breast (but which was longer than the breast was wide). No problem we thought, we'll just remove the wardrobes (and move the radiator somewhere sensible). Turns out they'd also removed all the plaster behind the wardrobes for not reason whatsoever.

There was a large bit of boxing in that took up a considerable amount of space in one of the bedrooms. We assumed this contained a now redundant hot water tank. No. It was empty except a 21st birthday card and a packet of viagra.

They had redone the bathroom, but the bath was not sealed in any way. So any time you used the shower you got drips through the kitchen ceiling. The bath had been tiled in in such a way that we had to destroy the panel in order to investigate what the problem was. They'd put a pretend plastic sealant strip at the bottom of the tiles, so it wasn't immediately obvious that this was purely decorative (to us or the plumber).

The tiler they'd got to do the bathroom had left a 1" gap in one of the corners with no tiling. They'd hidden this behind a freestanding unit, so it was a surprise when we moved in. There were no spare tiles to finish this off with.

There was a bathroom and a separate toilet, but the toilet was not properly connected up to the soil pipe. What they had instead was a plastic pipe with a dip in the middle that just filled up with shit. To the untrained eye (and to our surveyors) it looked like proper plumbing.

They had decided to convert the garage into a bedroom themselves, badly. Our mortgage valuation had been based on returning it to a garage (and we planned to anyway). It turned out that it was more badly done than we'd thought. They'd simply replaced the garage door with a big upvc window unit, but there was a huge hole underneath this so when we ripped up the floor we found everything was soaking wet and there was a big puddle.

They'd also plasterboarded it , which included covering over all the mains gas pipes leading to the meter. Somehow our surveyor had missed this (despite seeing the meter). The gas people told us this was Not Good. Luckily we were turning it back into a garage.

There's more, but I can't remember. It was a nightmare trying to turn it into a proper house. (It's lovely now).

Cacofonix · 14/04/2016 16:24

Ooh where to start?

The nicotine dripping from the ceilings as we steamed off three layers of wallpaper put on top of one another in the master bedroom.

The black painted radiator and skirting boards in same room. The silver painted one in another.

Woodchip. Woodchip and more woodchip.

The broken boiler in November when we moved in when I was heavily pregnant.

The trying to leave their cat when they moved out because it refused to be picked up (thank god my friend walked in and picked it up, handing it to them).

The 5 years of dirt on the oak floorboards because apparently 'wash sparingly with water' meant never ever ever clean it under any circumstances.

Carpet tiles glued to the floor.

The debt letters and bailiffs.....

We did make it lovely though and have since moved. Nothing to report now.

bookbook · 14/04/2016 16:45

Oh, I feel all your pain !
My story is now very old - we have now been in our house for over 30 years.
But we moved into what was a fairly new house and ...

They had built an extension off the kitchen for a utility room and downstairs shower room. They had not raised the floor -( thank goodness in hindsight!). We had decided to 'do' the shower room, as it was decorated in nile green and donkey brown ... We then realised that the pervading smell we could not track down was that they had plumbed the toilet/shower/washbasin/ washing machine drain directly into the main drain running underneath the extension. And the nile green paint had to be completely sanded off, as no paint or glue would stick to it.

They had refitted the kitchen. With an odd gap here and there. We went to match up cupboards as it was fairly new, to find they had left the gaps because half of the cupboards were from the original kitchen (imperial size) , and half were the new metric, and the sink unit was half an inch higher than the rest. That was lucky, because when we took the wall cupboards down to configure them , they had mounted them upside down, using 6" nails .

Moving15 · 15/04/2016 08:10

Thank you previous owners for wall papering every ceiling with patterned wall paper which I am now spending my life steaming off. Thank you for hiding 24678543 gnomes in the overgrown bushes. Thank you (genuinely) to the previous previous owners for boarding over the lovely cast iron fire inserts instead of ripping them out when you installed your gas fires!

JT05 · 15/04/2016 08:33

3 storey house where the lounge and dining room on the midle floor had been knocked into one. When our builder stripped out the house, he found the original main supporting beam had been left spanning the gap with only about 4 cms resting on the upright.
Fortunately the structural engineer and a huge steel sorted it!

SquirrelledAway · 15/04/2016 11:25

We also had chimney breasts removed on the ground and first floors, but left in the attic space together with the chimney stack with no support. Fortunately the surveyor spotted it and it was sorted with a large RSJ.

And wood chip everywhere, painted over with vinyl paint - foul stuff to get rid off, those chips of wood always seem to jab under my fingernails.