Yessss! How could have forgotten the great:
Open Plan Delusion
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... (enough already)...
buy a property which has a kitchen open plan to any other room.
If I listen to another architect spouting the great codology of the kitchen at the heart of the home again - I will seek them all out and implant the sound of microwaves whirring for 10 minutes into their ears on an eternal loop.
Or, the music of a 1200 spin for 15 mins during the Night Manager conclusion.
The gentle vibration that penetrates all peace
Or, the lovely odour of Bombay chicken - I get to enjoy the lovely meal for one night and savour the odour for 2 more days - yum.
Or the industrial hum of a powerful extractor fan over The Killing - it's subtitled so....
Or the joy of low level tumble drier condensation
Dishwashers, taps, crockery, cutlery, cupboard, doors..... on and on and on.... never again.
These are all things architects and stylists think we WANT in our living rooms!!!!!!!!
In a new build, they just scream cheap, economising, poor quality design and workmanship.
The Victorians built walls for a reason - please don't take my walls away.