It's great isn't it? But £5m is ridiculous no matter how fab it is!
I spent ages trawling through loads of £m+++++++ properties and they all have a samey-ness about them. Huge fuck off kitchen (that's clearly never used), indoor (teeny) pools, small gyms/big mirrors, and the must-have private cinema bleurgh. That flat was just different enough to make me think 'yup that's me to a tee if you ignore the bathroom 
I must get that winning lottery ticket to winalot sharpish, I'm anonymous enough here for no one to realise it was me!!! 