OK - so we bought a stone built, Victorian house (500m from the beach in a SW seaside town) in March; it needed total renovation (woodworm, wet rot, damp etc as well as 1970s decoration), including the knocking down of a wooden lean-to (attached to the single-storey original kitchen/scullery) and the building of a "proper" extension for a nice (or even naice ) kitchen-diner and utility room, and rejigging the downstairs loo to make a shower room (using a bit of the current breakfast room).
Builders have been in for six weeks or so, stripped the place back to the stone/brick, removed all ceilings, praised the weather for helping things dry out. Things were going well - we found a window
but other than that, most things were as expected. This week they started digging the footings for the new extension.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
My house is built on fucking sand. Seriously. They've gone down three metres under where the lean-to was (and a little further, as we're doing the extension to the max of the permitted development sizing) and it's turtles sand all the way down.
The current kitchen is sitting on sand with no foundations (even though it's original), the breakfast room (which has a bedroom above it) does have 4 foot of foundations but the joists are (a) too small and (b) rotten and (c) all balancing on a pile of NINE BRICKS in the middle of the room.
We're going to have to knock the "kitchen" down and drill into the house with bars (or something - had to get DH out of work this lunchtime so he could speak techy building words with them) and then rebuild the lot on a boat-load of concrete (or something)
I could sob my absolute socks off. We had second thoughts when the survey came back with damp/wet rot/woodworm but renegotiated price to take account of some of the works, having had a specialist damp/timber survey (not from one of those companies who does the work, from someone who just surveys places) so we thought we knew what we were facing. I am just alternating between
and
and I don't know what to do.
Normally I would dive headfirst into a vat of chocolate and gin but I started fucking Slimming World a couple of weeks ago and I CAN'T...