Worst staged photos

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www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52020824.html

Just after I recovered from realising that this two bedroom flat is on the market for nearly 600k, I find myself unable to stop laughing at the totally staged photos. Unless of course the vendor was planning on jumping straight in the bath once the estate agent had gone?

They let that house out as a holiday rental - those photos are lifted straight from that, I guess that explains why they are more styled than the usual For Sale photos!

600 grand for a tiny place, with tiny rooms and no garden!! No wonder local people cannot buy houses.
Definitely Phil and Kirstie have a lot to answer for.

Hilarious. Seems like the vendors can't decide whether to drink wine on the balcony, drink tea and eat cakes or play monopoly or have a bath. So funny.

The cups of tea look a funny shape - wide angle lens I suspect!

do they really like pink orchids? Or is it the same one being moved from room to room?

So far I've spotted it at both ends of the living room, the kitchen and the bathroom. Bit like Where's Wally.

No wait, there's one in the bedroom too.

St Mawes is luffly but the monopoly pic is hilarious!

Someone call the agent and ask if the bath is blocked.

I agree that they are the holiday let photos. They are hilarious even for that though. I like that the first picture is a boat.

I had to go back to play Where's Wally's Orchid.

Also what is going on with the headboard and duvet cover combination? Would not want to come back to that after a few drinks in the local

Well at least they had water in the bath. Scroll about mid-way down the pictures in the link...

it is lovely there - we have stayed in one of the houses right on the sea front but 600k - blimey

That was brilliant Moonlight. As I scrolled past the washing machine I thought surely this can't be about to happen! But it did!

They're obviously expecting viewings today when it's hot so have filled the bath up so you can jump in and cool down while you view. Great idea.

The bath is a jacuzzi one, so they're displaying how the water swishes. Because no-one can imagine that for themselves, obvs.

That fruit bowl is dangerously close to the edge!

What utter bollocks. No doubt devised by some smarmy suited tosspot of an agent

Those peppers. It's like "Invasion of the Bodysnstchers" :o

I did love the light in that house, though.

I'm sure the orchids triffids have moved from room to room

The tea in the tea cups is to strong. I couldn't live there.

Peppers in the bath!

St Mawes is stunning. Lovely to have a holiday home there.

How funny