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The ridiculously expensive flat thread.

92 replies

Pipbin · 27/04/2015 22:09

Would you look at what £1.25 million can get you! www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51813158.html

Why so many chairs in a small flat? www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50981363.html

A snip at £50 shy of one million. www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-49048666.html

(yes I know that for many people trying to afford anything in London is a real problem)

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BeaufortBelle · 28/04/2015 21:44

If they aren't overpriced then they aren't a stupid amount of money though :). An overpriced property is one that you couldn't sell for as much after completion and there are far more of those on the market at cheaper prices than at the top end.

lordsandladies · 28/04/2015 21:49

I like the "colourful communal garden" of the 9million one. It's some decking with a couple of plant pots on it.

And Shock at the lightwell. Why why why would you pay that and have not even a glimpse of the outdoors. It makes me shaky just thinking about it.

T'isnt any way for people to live

grumbleina · 28/04/2015 21:51

I do think they're overpriced. The Battersea one actually less than the others - I can see the appeal of living in the powerstation, and while it's a studio, it's a bloody big one. I wouldn't take all the chairs.

The others just reek of people with more money than sense to me. It reminds me of when I talk to people who are genuinely still frightened of Hackney. Just a strange other world, where people with a million pounds don't have the imagination or brains to do something nice with it. Even if you had hundreds of milllions of pounds, I just don't see why you'd buy one of those flats, when there are so many nicer million pound flats you could buy. And who the hell wants to live in those areas anyway! Seriously!

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Devora · 28/04/2015 21:57

Until fairly recently, and through a particular series of circumstances (none of them related to being a squillionaire) I spent years living in a rabbit hutch in Kensington. It was very, very odd living somewhere so ludicrously rich. Before children it was fab, but once I had kids - when you experience community in a different way, I think, and have more need of it - it felt very alienating and lonely. I lived in a block of flats with a very transient community, lots of short term lets, very few people who were British or intended to be. The few friends I did make - more acquaintances - were Euro bankers' wives, in London for a few years to make shedloads of money but fully intending to go home in a few years so they could educate their children in their country of origin.

At the risk of sounding xenophobic (which I'm not) it pissed me off no end that I effectively felt like a stranger in my own city, as someone who was clinging on to being there by my fingernails. I'm not talking about being surrounded by people of different origins, I'm talking about one of very few people in the community with any investment other than financial. I'm talking about the selling off of large tracts of our city to profiteers.

PerspicaciaTick · 28/04/2015 22:21

hesteron Grin that floorplan must have taken hours to produce.

traviata · 28/04/2015 22:33

That's really interesting, Devora.

I think the reason why people will buy flats with no windows is that they won't actually be living there at all. Perhaps they might be spending a night or two there, if Claridges is full when they make their annual trip to London. These aren't homes in any real sense.

Pipbin · 28/04/2015 22:35

Oh dear God Hesterton!
They have to store their chair on a shelf. And yes, no toilet it would seem.

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wickedwaterwitch · 28/04/2015 22:36

No loo? Omg!

PerspicaciaTick · 28/04/2015 22:43

I suspect the toilet is in the cupboard. But it doesn't say so.

LaurieFairyCake · 28/04/2015 22:49

i do think they're overpriced

GrinNo fucking shit!

That is one shabby assortment of overpriced caves!

LaurieFairyCake · 28/04/2015 22:51

There's a communal Toilet and shower in the hall on that 295k flat

I enquired about it ages ago - it's been on the market more than 6 months

LittleMissRayofHope · 28/04/2015 22:53

WTAF..... £300k for A ROOM?!?

That's significantly more then my 2 bedroom flat (with full bathroom I might add) and yet it's about 3 miles away from me.....

Madness. Oh to have more money then sense!!

Moln · 28/04/2015 22:53

The Rutland Gats one, I reakon they knockec the £50 off the million because the stip of titles (can't think of its prober name) in the kitchen is mismatched.

the loo has to be in the cupboard doesn't it, quite surprised they didn't take several shots of it, one looking it and on from the sitting on the loo point of view, to bulk up the photo collection

Pipbin · 28/04/2015 22:55

So surely if it isn't self contained then it isn't a studio. Also, I don't think you can get a mortgage on a property that doesn't have a kitchen and bathroom.

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TremoloGreen · 28/04/2015 22:57

My friend used to live in one of these - this is an identical flat in the same building.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-50101859.html

Because she had a chest of drawers next to the bed, there was literally no room to move, it was like a coffin. She found it preferable to flat-sharing, and between working long hours and spending lots of time socialising, it was literally just a place to sleep. The rent though!! There were couples living in some of them :-(

LaurieFairyCake · 28/04/2015 22:58

Silly Pipbin, that flats for people with cash obviously Hmm

Are you telling me you don't have 295k down the back of your fridge ?Grin

PerspicaciaTick · 28/04/2015 23:00

So £295k to live in a HMO?
Super.

Pipbin · 28/04/2015 23:04

If I sold my house twice I might have £295, Laurie!

I can see how the tiny flat is better than a flat share, but it is little more than a space with a bed in.

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mousmous · 28/04/2015 23:05

perspi your's has got a 'waiting couch' in the bedroom...

LaurieFairyCake · 28/04/2015 23:07

I think you're being generous describing is as 'space' with a bed in. There's no space Grin just the suspiciously small looking bed

Moln · 28/04/2015 23:09

www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-34061997.html

I'm going for this one, will call them first thing. Shall think about where the kids and cat will sleep later

Moln · 28/04/2015 23:13

What's a lateral apartment?

PerspicaciaTick · 28/04/2015 23:16

You could try a baby/cat cage...assuming you have an opening window.

Pipbin · 28/04/2015 23:16

I believe a lateral apartment is a flat, in that it's all on one level. I may well be wrong though.
What is with picture 7?

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