'i want to take up some boards to stop them feeling cosy'
Maybe start shopping at Tesco, so your waste is of a lower quality. Maybe put up the volume of the stereo up a notch or too - that'll really annoy them.
No it won't!!!!!!
I FCKING HATES RATS AND THEY SHOULD BE FCKING EXTERMINATED.
DON PISS AROUND LIFTING BOARDS - THEY DO NOT CARE; THEY ARE FCKING RATS TAHT LIVE IN A POOL OF THEIR PISS FFS!
Put poison down. If you have teenage boys in the house, or nearby, buy them an air rifle each and put a £1 bounty on each rat. (This is also a goodway of stopping cats shitting in your garden too).
Get rid of any compost bin and hen houses. Get the stupid bint with her stupid fcking 'Eggloo' with a one chicken and a big back on feed stored on the floor in a shed to buy her fcking eggs from Waitrose.
We had a stupid bint highly intelligent teacher a few doors down who was trying to turn her 3mx5m back garden into a mini farm - hens, ducks. And she wanted a pig FFS! The rat problem was riduculous. 'Well, I don't think its me' the stupid fcking woman highly trained teacher said.
FFS - I grew up around farms. Rats will take any advantage and, given food + water, breed exponentially!
Show this video to anyone who thinks mice or rats (rats FFS!!!) are 'cute':