Loo with a good flush - is there one?

[reindeesandchristmastrees]

My DS always does massive pops which take at least a day to flush through! We have built an extension with new bathroom and need to buy a loo. Ideally I'd like one with enough flush to get rid of the ablutions! Any recommendations pkease?

I recommend you hammer the offending ablutions with a mallet before flushing

Wearing a full bio hazard uniform whilst waving the mallet, have plenty of disinfectant too to decontaminate the premises

Sounds like a diet problem not a toilet problem he said as he smashed at another unsinkable turd

Some time later when the plumber had installed yet another loo, an announcement on the radio reported an unsinkable raft of turds was spotted off southend

Too much fiber do you think? I just want it to flush!! Anyone got a modern one with a good flush?

You could adjust the level of water in the cistern, if it's below the marked max level adjust to bring it to max capacity.

modern WCs are designed to save water. You will get a slightly better flush with a low-level cistern (is mounted higher than the pan with a short connecting pipe) than with a close coupled. You can also sneakily adjust the height of the float so that it fills an inch or two higher and cointains a couple more pints of water.

I recommend that you remove the factory-fitted syphon and fit a Flapper Valve, which has a very quiet and forceful flush, because it basically opens a trapdoor in the bottom of the cistern and lets the water fall out.

The cistern has to be removed to do this, which is quite a tiresome job if the fixing bolts have gone rusty. Buy some 6mm Stainless Steel Coach Bolts and nuts to re-fix with, or at least generously grease the threads of your new ones.