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unashamed brag post & property porn (to me, anyway!)

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kronenborg · 01/05/2014 08:26

i know, its such terribly bad form to do this, but i'm so delighted with our house, i just can't help myself, and i don't get much opportunity to express this in the real world, so i'm doing it on here...

also, this might just give some hope to people who've had a bad time in their property search, that sometimes it really does all turn out of the best.

we had been looking for a house to purchase for over a year. we are a large family (4 kids), and needed somewhere that would suit them not only now, when they are young, but also as they get older. we also needed somewhere with enough space for a live-in aupair, preferably enabling her to have her own space, and for us not to be on top of each other. preferably decent outside space too, plus also preferably in a village, with a shop and a pub. period properties were also a big plus.

we were looking in buckinghamshire, for schooling reasons, and i need to be able to commute both to marlow, and london. as a result, all of the decent housing stock seemed to be not only absurdly priced, but also fought over tooth and nail, with much being sold even before hitting the open market. we were in rented accommodation, and ready to move at the drop of a hat, which i naively thought would provide us with a decent advantage, but as it turns out, was a similar situation to a seemingly endless number of other potential purchasers, most of whom seemed to be cash purchasers! (we definitely needed a mortgage)

we offered on a few properties over that year - and i must say that NONE of these properties were places that we loved - we were offering out of desperation, and compromised on nearly all our criteria. suffice is to say that on each occasion, either we were outbid, or our highest offer was not acceptable to the vendor.

we kept telling ourselves as we lost out on each property that we didnt love the place anyway, and that it was all happening for a reason, and every time we said these things, we were convincing ourselves less and less.

anyway, we decided to expand our search area outwards - and came across a listing on the internet which looked too good to be true.

this place: www.zoopla.co.uk/property-history/shakespeare-house/main-street/grendon-underwood/aylesbury/hp18-0st/18508456

we decided to go and have a look, and from the moment we even turned up outside the place, we were 100% hooked. things got better and better as we continued our viewing, and we could not really believe the place could end up being ours.

we went back for a 2nd viewing the very next day, at which point it turns out that the property was a repossession. having had no experience of repossessions, we didnt really know what we were letting ourselves in for, but naively decided to go for it anyway, figuring that if we didnt try, we definitely wouldnt get the place. we offered significantly less than the price mentioned on that link (around 50% less, as it happens!), and to our amazement, our offer was accepted. then came the terrifying rush from acceptance to exchange of contracts, which we managed to pull off in 20 days, including all conveyancing, full structural survey etc.

we moved in just before christmas...and yes, there have been some issues - the house had been vacant for over a year, having previously been run as a 5 star bed and breakfast - there was water damage from a leak which had brought down a ceiling, and, as anticipated, when the mains water was reconnected, there were burst pipes everywhere from the water not having been drained down property prior to bank ownership.

but we have been working hard to sort all the issues out - pipes repaired & replaced, water damage corrected, timbers treated, some rewiring, replastering, redecorating, and the house is slowly but surely getting back into the sort of shape it deserves. trying to reclaim the garden into some sort of decent order has been quite a challenge too!

it is a completely remarkable, and i would say, unique home - it is 16th century, so just under 500 years old, and is full of period eccentricities - there is a mural above one of the doors, estimated to have been painted when the house was originally constructed - there are incredible timbers in the walls and ceilings - there is a priest hole (something i had never heard of) - everything is irregular.

it is also supposedly haunted - although we have seen no evidence of this yet. shakespeare himself is documented to have regularly stayed there on his travels between stratford and london, and puportedly wrote a midsummer night's dream there. all extra bits of history that add to it's charm.

but the most important thing is that we all LOVE it! having moved 8 times in the last 8 years, we have finally found our resting place - and i really mean that...the only way we want to leave this house is in a box.

i post this not only as a brag, but because, 4 months on from moving in, i am still in total disbelief about how this has come to pass - from being totally despondent with house hunting, and resigned to buying a place that we didnt love, to ending up in absolutely the house of our dreams, at a price LOWER than that of the other properties we were offering - it really just doesnt seem possible - and yet it was, and is - and i have to pinch myself every day to remind myself how lucky we are, and that this is real!

so, depressed house hunters - keep the faith - perhaps there may be more to that saying that "everything happens for a reason" that we know, and that given a bit of luck and a following wind, you will also find your forever home at a price that is within your budget - that place of your dreams!

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kronenborg · 01/05/2014 11:37

@lizzie - worth noting, perhaps, that it has recently been reduced in price by £300k!

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SpringBreak · 01/05/2014 11:41

HOLY COW, that is beautiful. How special.... lucky you. Makes me wonder what the estate agents were on to advertise at a price that was double what they'd expect (or were you just really lucky that the bank wanted some money and didn't care whether it made its true value? maybe the loan was relatively small? poor f&ckers who lost that)

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OhBabyLilyMunster · 01/05/2014 11:49

Simply gorgeous. Im green with envy!

looks around four bedroom townhouse oop north on market for less than 100k

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Artistic · 01/05/2014 12:41

What a stunning property! And what a magnificent alignment of stars for you to have bagged it!

Makes me believe in good fortune, karma & stars. Sigh!

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Clutterbugsmum · 01/05/2014 12:52

Lovely house, It's would be my dream house.

Makes me wonder what the estate agents were on to advertise at a price that was double what they'd expect (or were you just really lucky that the bank wanted some money and didn't care whether it made its true value? maybe the loan was relatively small? poor f&ckers who lost that) The bank only wants the best price they can get. The rest of the debt will still be with the previous owners to pay off plus interest.

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Beaverfeaver2 · 01/05/2014 13:24

I know the owners of that house.
It's lovely.
We were going to get married there but they were thinking about selling at the time (2 years ago)

Enjoy!

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HamAndPlaques · 01/05/2014 14:32

Beautiful, beautiful house. May you all have many happy years there.

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irregularegular · 01/05/2014 14:35

50% off!!!!! Good god. I thought the original price seemed fairly reasonable for a house like that in that part of the world...

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thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 01/05/2014 14:40

kronenborg Wow. Just wow. Shock

Congratulations, I looked at the 'before' pics form the sale archive and cannot believe the difference!!! Shock

You have a real gem there and you have treat it accordingly, the graft and sympathetic decor has paid off and it is absolutely stunning.

Soooo when am I allowed to come and stay?

Grin Grin

(warning: I'd never leaveeeeeee)

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thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 01/05/2014 14:45

Oh forgot to say can I be realllllyyyyy cheeky and ask for a photo of the priest hole, pretty please!

I love odd little nooks and crannies like that. Grin

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TheLastNameLeft · 01/05/2014 14:49

Its stunning, you are very lucky :)

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mrssnodge · 01/05/2014 15:56

AMAZING!! Im chuffed to bits with my little cheap house- bought through the right to buy scheme, bought for 38k and doing it up it slowly but its ours! Your house is stunning_ I would be blatantly bragging!!

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roslet · 01/05/2014 15:58

A lovely story and a beautiful house! Hope the original owners are okay after repossession though, that must be heartbreaking.

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lovingmatleave · 01/05/2014 21:11

Property porn indeed! love it.

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kronenborg · 02/05/2014 07:59

@beaver - never met the previous owners, but have heard a lot about them through the village grapevine - i believe they had their own civil ceremony at the house some time back...sorry the house sale deprived you of a wedding venue.

@ecumenical - i'm ashamed to confess, i'm not even sure which part of the house the priest hole is in! there are several places that could serve this purpose; there is a hidden panel to the left of the dining room fireplace opening into a small space, large enough to hide a person, and several other similar hidden spaces scattered around the house - there is also a particularly large section of hidden loft space, which would have been large enough to hold a cramped and uncomfortable mass, of sorts...i must do a bit more research and find out which of these is the supposed priest hole - sorry, i dont have any photos of these spaces yet

@roslet - no doubt it was painful for the previous owners to have their home repossessed, and i dont know the full details of their circumstances, but it has certainly come to light since we moved in that they seem to still own a number of other properties both here and abroad, and vehicles (with personalised number plates), and have apparently previously made an awful lot of money through property development, so i dont think they have been left destitute - at least that's what i choose to believe.

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roslet · 02/05/2014 09:36

A truly happy ending for all concerned then!

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EddieReadersglasses · 02/05/2014 14:05

Wow!
That's amazing, hope you and your family enjoy it for many years. 50% off too! Bargain of the century I think!

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TalkinPeace · 02/05/2014 15:50

Very nice to see a property porn thread where the owner is grinning at the top not lurking :-)

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Salazar · 02/05/2014 15:54

Not my kind of house at all, but it can see why it is a dream for someone who does like this style. Congratulations.

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deepest · 05/05/2014 10:55

Dont want to piss on your parade - but maybe the location of 2 major national prisons in your village is the reason for the price?


  1. HMP Grendon - a Cat B prison for serious sex offenders and violent offenders with a history of escape en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grendon_(HM_Prison)

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  2. HMP Springhill open prison - where long-term inmates are transferred from other prisons for the last few years of their sentence with has links with local colleges, offering opportunities for prisoners to attend college outside the prison on a full or part-time basis. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Hill_(HM_Prison)

    Were you aware of this before you bought?

    Did you get it for half of the price it was last listed in OCT 2013 ie 695?

    www.zoopla.co.uk/property-history/shakespeare-house/main-street/grendon-underwood/aylesbury/hp18-0st/30819764

    I can see how you are delighted -- but it is not at all the same type of area as Marlow/Beaconsfield/GX etc - the rest of the proprty in the area looks a bit grim.

    www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/detail.html?country=england&locationIdentifier=REGION%5E11389&searchLocation=Grendon+Underwood&referrer=landingPage&index=25

    location, location, location.

    Also wondered what schools you have access to from here.
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WTFlike · 05/05/2014 11:06

So what are you trying to do deepest?

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Bowlersarm · 05/05/2014 11:11

It's lovely, OP :-))

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Lizzylou · 05/05/2014 11:14

Cor! What a house Smile
You have every right to be so thrilled Op.
Deepest you are coming across as very jealous and bitchy, was that the intention of your post?

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deepest · 05/05/2014 11:18

The intention of my post was to out the OP as misleading - they posted a link to a price of 1.4m when in fact the price at Oct 13 - when they bought - was listed at 695.

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Lizzylou · 05/05/2014 11:20

But the digging out of information on local prisons and other houses in the area? You went to an awful lot of trouble to snootily piss on Op's parade.

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