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Is it my imagination, or are loos getting lower?!

27 replies

flow4 · 26/08/2013 09:36

Just that, really... Toilet stands seem lower than they used to... I have dodgy knees, and they seem a long way down...

Anyone else noticed that loos are shrinking, or is it just me?!

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KhloeKardashian · 26/08/2013 11:53

You can get a thing you can put on top of the toilet to raise it. Maybe buy a nice box from IKEA to disguise it in when not in <a class="break-all" href="//use.www.clearwellmobility.co.uk/bathroom/raised-toilet-seats/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">use.www.clearwellmobility.co.uk/bathroom/raised-toilet-seats/

MrsTaraPlumbing · 26/08/2013 11:57

True.
and with my little short legs I'm pleased!

Onesleeptillwembley · 26/08/2013 12:01

Thank you! So I'm not going mad after all! Yes, yes, they most definitely are. They'll end up like the ones in nurseries soon.

Ragwort · 26/08/2013 12:05

I agree; they are also a lot less 'solid' Grin - than they used to be, my DPs have recently moved into a house with an older loo, it is much larger, higher and generally more efficient than modern ones !! New loos don't have enough water to 'flush' through, hence so many blocked toilets these days.

Good new business opportunity for someone I would think (Dragon's Den ? Grin).

flow4 · 26/08/2013 12:07

Haha, I thought I was going mad too! I guess the smaller they are, the cheaper they are to manufacture. Hmm I know about the things you can get to raise them - my dad had one. I'm just hoping to delay the day I buy one until after the kids leave home!

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ArtexMonkey · 26/08/2013 12:08

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Reastie · 26/08/2013 12:31

Grin you know when you read a thread title and you don't know why but you have to take a look? Yup, that's me!

WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 12:37

Squatting is a healthier posture for pooing. Maybe that's why.

flow4 · 26/08/2013 14:48

Then the logical next step, waffly, is for them to do away with loos altogether, and the uk can convert to squatters like most of the rest of the world! But then I'm in real trouble...! Grin

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WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 14:53

I wonder what piles and IBS figures are like for squatting countries? Hmm

I don't think a sudden swap to squatters would go down very well. They don't appeal to me from what little I've seen on the internets.

mirai · 26/08/2013 15:01

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flow4 · 26/08/2013 15:40

I simply can't squat, due to arthritis. I'd never be able to poo again!

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flow4 · 26/08/2013 15:42

Lowering the tone on a sunny bank holiday afternoon, that's me! Blush

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WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 15:49

you'd have to clamber onto the sink then, in the new world order, flow

flow4 · 26/08/2013 16:14

Good to have someone lowering the tone with me, waffly! Wink

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oldnewmummy · 26/08/2013 16:30

I'm just visualizing Amazon reviews for the squat toilet ...

WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 17:16

After using the new Buckingham Palace public toilets I found it very easy to clean the shit and piss off of the foot treads however my dress hem still smells of stale piss even after a machine wash.

FriskyHenderson · 26/08/2013 17:21

How do you use squatters in trousers?

WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 17:26

tuck the hems into your socks and gather the top behind your knees?

I'm not sure what particular logistical difficulty you are envisaging?

mirai may have some insight.

CanadianJohn · 26/08/2013 17:47

If you WANT to convert your existing toilet to a squatter, just place a wooden box around the base to raise the effective floor level.

There is a humerous article on using a squatter here: www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000348.html

CanadianJohn · 26/08/2013 17:52

be sure read the comments at the above link

WafflyVersatile · 26/08/2013 19:48

staycations for me forever more.

flow4 · 26/08/2013 21:38

Stalls, huh? Doors?! Don't get me started on trench toilets!

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timidviper · 26/08/2013 21:49

Many years ago I remember being taught about constipation and advice to give patients, one piece of which was to use a lower toilet or use a box to raise the feet to get a similar effect so maybe a lower loo is better for the bowels.

My pet hate is not the height but the width allowed (or not allowed more to the point) for arse expansion when sitting IYSWIM. We stopped at a motorway services yesterday and the combination of a narrow cubicle and a sanitary disposal bin jammed in at the side made sitting very uncomfortable for anybody larger than a racing snake. I don't expect to be comfy enough to sit there for hours but pooing on a slant because I can't get both bum cheeks on there is a bit much Angry