Hahaha what a tit this agent is!!

[headfairy]

check out picture 12

It pains me to say it, but

FAIL!

pmsl!

cute though

Oh, bless his little heart.

Ha ha!

Oh dear!

The whole thing is a bit odd though - why does the description say "There are fireplaces in most rooms!" What is so hilarious about fireplaces?

oh god that whole listing is buttock-clenchingly embarrassing

Knob As if the 'arty' doorknob/orchid focus shots weren't bad enough..

Ha!

The house isn't far from where I am. Blooming expensive.

Ha ha ha

I'm amazed that anyone would have a tv that large in their bedroom. Also most of the pictures are out of focus or too arty.

Is it usual to over-share on the listing as much? 'We often wander to the park', 'we're going to miss our bbqs with friends'.
Okaaaaaaay.

I want to buy this house purely on the basis of its Internet listing!

I've never seen it either sue

"internal feature"

Arf!

I phoned an estate agent once, to have this conversation:

me: Hi, I'm calling about the property on xx road
her: oh yes, how can I help you?
me: Do you have the particulars to hand?
her: I'll just get them...
me: do they have the photos on?
her: not all of them, there's the front, the floor plan and the master suite...
me: do you have access to the internet, could you just look at picture 7 on your website please?
her: OK, one moment...
me: can you see the picture on the wall?
her: the one of the old man?
me: just zoom in a little...
her: oh my God. I'll have that taken again I think. Thanks for calling. Would you like to arrange a viewing?
me: no thanks, I've viewed quite enough for now.

Massive detailed painting of elderly man's genitalia! oops!

Is your user named based on that exchange Tess?

Ha ha ha So funny

Thank you

!!

I am also surprised at how relatively small the room looks in photograph 12 as against the photograph of the same room in photograph 2.

There is no picture 12 when I look. :(

Its beautifully done up, but I can't imagine the arty pictures help it sell - eg pic 5, who'd say 'omg - those doorknobs! I MUST have that house!'

I couldn't see a pic 12, stopped at 11. House was nice though.

Ha ha, busted then! Picture 12 was the v young estate agent doing a ta da pose in the middle of the lounge

What was in picture 12, it's gone now.