No seriously!
Our utility is in a state with marks and just general tiredness, so I'm thinking about painting it in a nice pastel shade.
It's not a room that we cook or do anything exciting in so would be going for bog standard cheap emulsion - probably silk so I can wipe if needed.
I think I can do the room in about an hour as its tiny, but how long would it take to dry as I'm thinking about doing it while DS naps?! And he can now open doors so my original plan of just shutting the door has been scuppered!