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Biff and Chip are twins

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misshardbroom · 01/03/2010 19:37

Who knew?

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Fruitbatlings · 02/03/2010 13:49

Good lord! This is going to take us forever, DS (4) gets one book every 2-3 weeks!

Lio · 02/03/2010 13:50

I love the Biff et al books AND they were mentioned in the terribly highbrow Guardian Review section in the 'ten of the best' column about pairs of glasses in literature. The artist draws them in just as a little game, I suppose a bit like the hidden Gruffalos that Axel Scheffler does.

www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/30/ten-best-pairs-glasses-mullan the Guardian piece if you're interested.

misshardbroom · 02/03/2010 13:50

but this business of 'they have to read every book at every stage' is ridiculous (and my DCs school tend towards this too, so not just criticising other schools!). Oxford University Press, or Ginn, or any of the other publishers don't just produce this many of the goodness of their hearts. They keep producing them because across the land there are literacy coordinators silly enough to who keep buying more and more of them. So for instance, if OUP publish 6 more level 9 books next week and MumNWLondon's school buy them, does this mean her DD then has to read another half dozen?

I understand the need for breadth of reading experience, but if you want quantity rather than challenge, pace & progression, you could give them Mills & Boon on that basis.

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Clary · 02/03/2010 13:53

I knew they were twins but then I have 3 DC who have been thru the books already.

Major argument against having number 4 was the thought of having to read Floppy Floppy again!

YY Biff is Barbabra, Kipper is Christopher (a relatively common abbreviation) but I didn't know Chip was David.

Seem to recall they are nicknames from the author's own family?

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 13:53

gosh

dd1 has just begun the jolly adventures of biff and chip et al - i can remember them from when ds read them...zzzzzzzz..will try ahundredtimes where's wally type approach i think, sounds like fun...

suitejudyblue · 02/03/2010 13:54

I did not know that and I've been through them 3 times with 1 more still to come. I hadn't even noticed they were in the same class but I did know about the spectacles/fish bones etc. Luckily at my DCs school they mix and match lots of different types of books so you don't get too fed up with them.

Pineapplechunks · 02/03/2010 13:55

I never knew they were twins, fascinating in a really dull kinda way.

DD's new school doesn't seem to have them, or at least she doesn't choose them(maybe she's gone past them?), I sort of miss them.

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 13:55

dd1 will be very imrpessed if i tell her the real names as well

though she probably wont believe me :9

dod you notice that if a teacher tells tem something then it is gospel but if you tell them anything to do with school stuff then it is meant with incredulation and disbelief?

it is parents evening next week, perhaps i will let her teacher in on the secret, he is an NQT so is prob not bored arseless yet of kipper and floppy looking for bones etc etc

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 13:56

met not meant

onebadbaby · 02/03/2010 13:56

They are called Biff, Chip and kipper because when Kipper was a baby that is how he pronounced the names and it stuck .

AnnieAlcoholLeft · 02/03/2010 13:57

Has anyone noticed that Stephen Spielberg always seems to be hanging around as well...

ChickensHaveSinisterMotives · 02/03/2010 14:00

We had great fun in this house when the DS's were in reception. They were given word cards, and their absolute favourite combo was 'Dad is a Floppy Kipper'. Arf.

misshardbroom · 02/03/2010 14:04

I do have to admit that I always assumed they were called Biff, Chip and Kipper because it allowed children to practice certain letter combinations, e.g. 'ch' and 'er' and double letter sounds 'ff' and 'pp'; and could all be 'sounded out'.

Likewise Wilf & Wilma can both be sounded out (although why such similar names, is it to catch out 4 year olds who aren't paying attention?) and Anneena. Incidentally, DD is currently reading one called 'A proper bike' in which Wilma is a right cow to Anneena and has dropped significantly in my estimations.

You do all realise that we're in danger of this turning into one of those 'Tiger Who Came To Tea' threads.

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BalloonSlayer · 02/03/2010 14:09

Have you had the one about the drunken horse yet, misshardbroom?

Doooooon't get me started on that one . . .

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 14:09

now how do we pronounce Nadim exactly? is it Nah-dim or Nay-dim?

misshardbroom · 02/03/2010 14:12

In our house we go for Na-deem. No idea if we're right though.

Haven't yet had the dubious pleasure of the drunken horse. Can hardly contain my excitement

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StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 14:16

oh dear. we go for Nah-dim. and ds did as well when he read them. ah well...

i too will eagerly await the pleasure of the drunken horse...

misshardbroom · 02/03/2010 14:18

If I am right about 'Na-deem', I have of course negated my own point about the names being spelt phonetically.

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piprabbit · 02/03/2010 14:19

Also they seem to be set in Essex - some of the locations seem eerily familier.....

Every single blardy time, I go complete blank and am unable to remember if Biff is the girl or the boy. DD looks at me in a pitying fashion.

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 14:20

am trying to remember what dd was reading last night...something about an overnight school trip...mrs may was there, that i do remember...wonder if her and mr johnson are based on anybody...

BadGardener · 02/03/2010 14:20

I am going to have fun by telling dd the names and saying it is a big secret and on no account must she tell anyone, especially her teachers.

teasle · 02/03/2010 14:23

Nadim and Aneena feature too..and of course that darn magic key...

GrimmaTheNome · 02/03/2010 14:24

I rather miss Biff and Chip but mostly Floppy...DD was a reluctant reader and I'll swear that if the books hadn't had that dog in them she'd never have bothered learning.

She was really excited when she got onto the actual Magic Key adventures. Happy days...

StevieDunton · 02/03/2010 14:26

ah...anything involving the magic key should be subnamed biff and chip do 'shrooms

not that far yet, fortunately...

piprabbit · 02/03/2010 14:30

My absolutely favourite Biff and Chip adventure of all time actually stars Mum and Dad.

They go shopping. There are escalators in the shop.

Dad goes up.

Mum goes down.

Dad goes down.

Mum goes up.

[lots of pictures of Mum and Dad aimlessly riding escalators].

I always suspected that that one was written on a Friday afternoon.