Because I am fuming!
We live in a small village in NE Essex. DD goes to the local C of E Primary (only school in the village) and DS attends the pre-school there.
Anyway they are short od dinner ladies - and this is because there are strict rules that you must make the kids adhere to whilst they are outside playing. They are allowed to play with balls, hoops, and beanbags in a certain marked areas of the playground, play football in other marked areas and run around (god fprbid!) in other marked areas. If you stray from these areas whilst merrily throwing your ball or your beanbag then the dinner lady blows her whistle and everybody has to stop, look what they are doing where and the offending child go back to the appropriate area.
It is like a fecking concnetration camp honestly.
There are big wooden trains in the playground but the children are not allowed to play on them - why are they there?
And then tonight on the way out of school DD scoots on her scooter across the playground to the preschool for us to collect DS - who god forbid also has the audacity of posessing a scooter - when a woman walks up to DD and says (in the manner of the evil lady in The Wizard of Oz being happy because she was going to upset Dorothy and take away Toto!) 'I think you will find they will be banned as of Monday' - seriously this cow was actually gleeful about my kid having their scooter banned.
And she was a bloody teacher.
Are any of your school Hitlerish when it comes to rules and regulations at playtime?