DS1 (year 4) was given some work to do at home, as he hadn't done it in class. His response to the teacher was, I'm told,
"I'll give it to my neighbour's dog."
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DH and I don't say things like that, in fact, I've never heard that expression before, but I also think it's increadibly funny. I'm at a loss as to what to say to him!