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When did this trend of giving parents of new reception starters tea bags and biscuits with a poem start?

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Thisisa · 07/09/2022 16:48

I’ve seen it around for a good few years - when and how did it start? Any reception teachers around?

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SirSamVimesCityWatch · 08/09/2022 11:05

Pandorapitstop · 07/09/2022 19:44

Is it a Ryan Giggs poem?

😂

there is something about that poem that makes me want to vomit indeed.

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 08/09/2022 11:09

Squashpocket · 08/09/2022 09:49

Fuck me, that poem. Honestly, the older I get the more stiff upper lip I'm getting.

If you feel sad about your child going to school going home and crying into your teacup isn't going to bloody help. I think this is one of those moments where pulling yourself together and counting your blessings is probably the way forward.

I agree. There seems to be a cultural movement towards the excessive celebration of out pouring of emotions. I don't think full repression is the way to go either, but sometimes giving your head a wobble and carrying on is a better way to deal with a bit of sadness than wallowing in it.

Plus, on a purely practical level, primary teachers are often working 55+ hour weeks. Shit like this takes time, and I would much rather teachers spent their time on something useful for their pupils, or frankly, fucked off home fifteen minutes sooner.

MrsAvocet · 08/09/2022 12:16

I'd need a sick bag as part of the package if anyone gave me that!
Yes, "firsts" and "lasts" can be a bit emotional but I don't think there's any need to go over the top, and a cheap tea bag with a side order of doggerel surely helps no-one anyway?
Fortunately I've never heard of any schools in our area doing this kind of thing.

OberthursGrizzledSkipper · 08/09/2022 12:20

I got one in 2011 when my youngest started.

I thought it was rather nice.

UWhatNow · 08/09/2022 22:54

Squashpocket · 08/09/2022 09:49

Fuck me, that poem. Honestly, the older I get the more stiff upper lip I'm getting.

If you feel sad about your child going to school going home and crying into your teacup isn't going to bloody help. I think this is one of those moments where pulling yourself together and counting your blessings is probably the way forward.

Exactly! We need more ‘spit, spot’ resilience and less indulgence of wallowing sentimentality at perfectly mundane life events.

APurpleSquirrel · 08/09/2022 23:08

I know some PTAs do this - mine doesn't, but it's just meant to be a nice welcome gesture.
If you object to the use of funds on it, join the PTA & change from within.
Our PTA buy the Reception childrens' book bags as a welcome to the school & I put in a letter about the PTA.

Thisisa · 09/09/2022 07:27

I don’t think it is from the PTA. It’s from the class teacher in the ones I’ve seen.

It’s this sort of bossy ‘If you object to the use of funds on it, join the PTA & change from within’ that puts people off joining the PTA. I don’t have to be part of something to recognise when funds and time aren’t being spent wisely.

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APurpleSquirrel · 09/09/2022 11:46

Thisisa · 09/09/2022 07:27

I don’t think it is from the PTA. It’s from the class teacher in the ones I’ve seen.

It’s this sort of bossy ‘If you object to the use of funds on it, join the PTA & change from within’ that puts people off joining the PTA. I don’t have to be part of something to recognise when funds and time aren’t being spent wisely.

But equally its attitudes that complaining about how PTA funds are spent but not doing anything about it, is infuriating to parents/members of the PTA.
I'm a PTA Chair - a lot of thought, time & discussion goes into how & on what we spend money on - time which we give up freely to improve the lives of our children & the other pupils at the school. The more people who actually get involved, the less time any one person has to spend on it - but it's much easier to complain from the sidelines & not bother to pitch in.

Anyway, that's detailing the thread, so back to your original OP - if it's the teacher who has organised it, they have probably paid out from their own money for this & through experience maybe feel they want to acknowledge that for some parents it is hard & it's a gesture of welcome.

VoyageInTheDark · 09/09/2022 15:59

Johnnysgirl · 07/09/2022 18:51

Christ, it's a frigging biscuit. Unless they held op's nose and forced it in, dial down the drama 🙄

Haha I wasn't being dramatic, I'm coeliac and I just meant I would be borrowing the previous poster's turn of phrase in future in a lighthearted way. I'd just give the biscuit to DH if I was given one but nobody did so 🤷🏼‍♀️

ClumpingBambooIsALie · 09/09/2022 16:34

VoyageInTheDark · 09/09/2022 15:59

Haha I wasn't being dramatic, I'm coeliac and I just meant I would be borrowing the previous poster's turn of phrase in future in a lighthearted way. I'd just give the biscuit to DH if I was given one but nobody did so 🤷🏼‍♀️

DP would probably concur with your DH on the minor perks of having a coeliac partner. Disposal of any unsolicited baked goods is in their job description — I think his favourite is double Lotus biscuits in a coffee shop Grin

Dahlietta · 10/09/2022 13:18

I got a Terry's Chocolate Orange (no poem) - I was delighted! And yes, from the PTA.

Swampmonster1988 · 12/09/2022 04:59

It's nothing to do with trying to get parents on PTA 😂. These things spread around teacher groups on Facebook so then more and more teachers feel they should do the same in case they look bad when a parent from down the road got something from their school.
I hate cringy things like this.

garlictwist · 13/09/2022 04:10

TheYearOfSmallThings · 07/09/2022 17:39

That poem is shocking 😮

I agree! I can't believe a school would dish out such an awful piece of doggerel.

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