...my children don't do the creative school projects that are set for them by their teachers. We can't be bothered. They can't be bothered. I can't be bothered. So we don't do them.
We do all of the other homework they are set which I think is enough at primary school.
But when their project is set for them, I quietly squirrel the instruction sheet away in a 'safe place' and then we accidentally on purpose forget about it.
There. I've said it.