She was trapped in a loveless marriage. You know the sort. A proper dogsbody, no love, no affection, no respect, no sex worth speaking of apart from the two minutes hump in the hay once a month on a Sunday morning, regular as clockwork that just sucked all the joy out of life.
The last straw came when a couple of hours later he dumped some veg on the kitchen work top and a load of meat into her arms and said
' oh by the way, my mum and dad are coming for lunch, with my sisters , husbands and kids! See you then. I'm off to the pub!'
First, she saw pink, then fuschia, crimson, scarlet...then a deep, deep blood red!
She slapped his chops ( onto the table) , whipped off her pinny, and headed through the front door singing
' there's only one way of life and that's my own, that's my own, that's my own!
THATS MY OWN!!! '
And.....
( levellers one way)
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