Like any subject I suspect history teaching in primary school benefits from a good and imaginative teacher.
It's about the origins of the community you live in
Your communities' role in various periods of British (Welsh/ Scottish/ English/ Northern Irish) or world history
It's about understanding the divisions in communities/ religions
It's about understanding why parts of the town/city have the names they do - or even the origins of the name of your town/ city
It's about connections beyond your town/ city elsewhere in Britian and beyond
(If you live in York - do you wonder how New York came into being? - it's all related to the spice nutmeg you know!).
It can also be about appreciating and celebrating rich histories of other regions of the world (as part of teaching in languages/ literature/ science/ mathematics/ music/ etc....)
History isn't just rattling off the names of Henry VIII's six wives and memorising divorced - beheaded - died/ divorced - beheaded - survived.
At primary level something fun like 'horrible histories' isn't belittling or dumming down - it's capturing imagination. Many of us enjoy the gruesume details and gossip and if told in an entertaining way, it somehow is more memorable. To be fair to them - a lot of what they present is well researched. History isn't straightforward and may best be thought of as an onion (I'll come back to this later) - you start off knowing gross details (x happened when) and they you may find out more about the individuals involved, the reasons which lead to the event or the repurcusions of the event.
History includes 'story' and really we all have to recognise that it probably is written by the 'winners' or the 'educated elite', but that University level research (worldwide), historical societies and things like archaeology are all working to make history as much about ordinary people as the proverbial great men.
How many children are excited by and enjoy bonfire night (even go to schools where they put on a bonfire, food & fireworks) but their school's fail to explain the story behind it all?
For me as well, it also is about teaching my DDs that many of the things they enjoy as rights now (education, the right to vote at 18, the right to go the University, etc...) weren't always the case in the past. It's about explaining that GCSE's are there because in the not so distant past the majority of children didn't go on to University. It's about explaining why peopel where poppies in November or at 11 a.m. on the 11th of November people stop in the supermarket for a minute.
Our words
Our food
Our place in Britain
Our place in the world
all owe much to decisions/ actions in the past.
Christmas dinner to many people includes turkey, Brussel sprouts, chestnut stuffing, cranberry sauce.
Tureky/ Cranberries - US foodstuffs introduced post 1492
Brussel Sprouts - as the name implies introduced from Belgium ?16th cent
Chestnuts -possibly introduced by the Romans (certainly walnuts were introduced by the Romans).
History is all around us - whether we chose to recognise that and celebrate it is of course an individual decision.
As an example of history/ language have a look at these fabulous videos from TEDEd about:
Making sense of spelling/ history of words explains spellings - in this case onion: ed.ted.com/lessons/making-sense-of-spelling-gina-cooke
Why is there a silent 'b' in doubt: ed.ted.com/lessons/beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt-gina-cooke
as friendlyladybird suggests - I think you're being deliberately provocative - but I hope my reply gives some food for thought...