T-shirt slogans you wish you had...

[ClaireVictoria]

For some colleagues ..

"I am having a baby not a lobotomy."

If one more colleague talks to me like I am the actual baby I may have to pat their belly, tilt my head in a sympathetic manner with accompanying stupid look, and give them a good dose of patronisation back , monosyllabically of course!!

XC

1)"Yes I am going to be Busy"

2)"Yes it is a close age gap"

3)"I know I look tired... I am!"

I quite wanted one that said "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant" but actually did make one that said

"F*CKED AGAIN"

on it, to wear out with all DH's (single) rugby mates who kept asking "how did that happen then?"

For the back of my running vest

"The runner in front of you is a people carrier."

Experience running with a pregnant friend has taught me that if there's one thing male runners hate more than being overtaken by a woman, it's being overtaken by a pregnant one.

"Boyfriend wants one that says;

on the front "Yes I am"

on the back "pleased" "

LOL. My OH made a little song first time I was pregnant to sing to all of his child-free male friends. It went like this;

"My sperm works and you don't know,
My sperm works and you don't know,
Etc,
Etc."

Drove them mad

At the moment (30 weeks) I want one that says 'I would be worried if it was getting smaller!' in response to all the people who feel the need to point out my bump is getting bigger...

With dd1, I went 11 days overdue and wanted one that said 'Does it look like I've f*cking had it yet?'

My sister (pg with her fourth) suggested - 'We're not sure how it's happening but still have 2 spare seats in the car so we have time to figure it out'