I will pay you to either get this baby out of me or come and rescue me from this house and feed me cake until she wants to come out <sob>

[Comewhinewithme]

Can't moan in RL because of issues with my dsis .

I am due Thursday my 4 dd's all came a couple of weeks early so am feeling very sorry for myself .

People in RL keep asking how I feel if I say fed up I get the but you're not overdue yet

YES I KNOW BUT I AM STILL BLOODY FED UP.

DP at work and I am in the house with 5 dc in-laws dropped in for an unannounced visit and MIl then made lots of comments about poor dp how awful it is he has to go back to work (he had 2 days off last week because he had a chest infection) he is loads better now but she is so worried he looks shocking and rundown ...... maybe if he had completed his first course of AB's he wouldn't have got so ill this time .

DS is been a massive PITA but put on his sad face when MIL arrived and of course we had the whole he is looking miserable he must be bored bless him poor thing the only boy .

Yep ok MIL (and you dsis) you keep making him assume he is somehow hard done to because he has no male siblings . Never mind that he does loads more than the girls and is acting like a brat from hell at the moment.

Oh and I would also like my Mum to stop telling me to get on with it and hurry up .

I would also like to be able to get off the sofa /bed with out one of my legs locking and causing me extreme pain .

I would also like dd to stop crying if I say no and dd1 to stop mumbling at me it would also be ace if dd3 could not do that high pitched screech that feels like a spear going through your head .

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Oh you poor thing. Can you lie and say you have some hugely contagious disease and need to be in isolation?

this is the perfect time to turn into screaming banshee you know...........and then blame the hormone after they start scurrying around after you and waiting on you hand and foot.

much sympathy tho. being pregnant in the last weeks is hell and drags forever, and it is half-term, and the children drive you potty at the best of times when on half-term, especially when the in-laws come.

you could always make up teeny voodoo dolls and poke pins in them. relieves some of the tension

I knew it was you sending you virtual white choc mud cake and cheese cake brownies one of those will get her shifted and if I lived near you know I gladly take you for a long walk and a curry, all the rest you need to get dp to help you with

Voodoo dolls are good also liking the idea of something contagious .

Just feel very hard done by DD1 begged to go with MIL today but she had to get on with her ironing .

I don't want special treatment I don't want to be fawned over and pampered I just want someone to notice this huge lump sticking out of the front of me and possibly just give me a hug and some reasurance .

I have already tried the hormonal hissy fit it didn't really work .

Thankyou PBM .

ok then, do you have a good aim??

maybe throwing dropping some sharp knives on their toes would help