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Want some cute unsentimental words for birth announcement

32 replies

fisil · 13/04/2005 20:30

Last time I wrote "with ten little fingers and ten little toes!" at the bottom of the birth announcement. That's as slushy as I go.

So far all I can think of is ...

... thank f* that's all over

... starting bidding at £10

Maybe I'm just not in the right mood right now. Any ideas?

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nailpolish · 13/04/2005 20:56

yes i like that too. pick that

JanH · 13/04/2005 20:57

Oh darn it!

Oooh yes, please send me one, fisil, shall I CAT you? Hope you'll be putting a pic in anyway? Can't wait to see your delightful DS being big bruv!

Could that be your announcement? Something from him? What might he say? (Or has he said?)

jampots · 13/04/2005 20:58

"This is the fruit of my uterus" I said to one of the midwives at my 6 week check - she was horrified!

but not as horrified as the lady who took the same of dh sperm from my (in a phial) when I said pointing to my dd "this is one we prepared much earlier"

wheresmyfroggy · 13/04/2005 20:58

Hey that's under copywrite fisil

not really, you can steal it if you want

fisil · 13/04/2005 21:01

Yes, CAT me JanH.

I like the idea of what ds might say, but I'm afraid it might all be in-jokes.

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SoupDragon · 13/04/2005 21:08

DS2s said "DS1 is proud to announce the arrival of his baby brother, DS2" followed by vital stats.

TinyGang · 13/04/2005 21:08

'See, I said it wasn't wind..'

Sorry, you did say unsentimental

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