Oh the shame - just piddled in public. Please tell me it's happened to you to make me feel better

[Pagan]

At almost full term, all it takes is a lean to one side or a wiggle from junior and I can do nothing to stop it. Been wearing sanitary towels for weeks but this time it just was too much and leaked everywhere and I had to drive home with a big wet bum. Don't think anyone saw as I was getting DD into the car at the time. Still feel mortifyingly embarrassed though!

Sorry to be graphic - but tell me I'm not the only one who is so incontinent!

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Slight diversion as it wasn't me being taken short but DS1 who was about 3 and had been potty trained for about 4 or 5 months.... we were at the Eden Project sitting on that big grass bowl enjoying the sunshine and having a picnic, when DS decided he wanted to go to the loo. Neither I nor DP could be bothered to trek to the loos with him so suggested he went up the hill to the hedge at the top and did it in there. Off he went,got to the top, dropped his trousers and turned to face all & sundry... "No, turn round, face the hedge," I shouted, thinking he wanted to do a pee, but... he obediently turned round, faced the hedge, and this huge poo appears from his backside in full view and rolls down the hill. Cue people scattering out of its path, me running towards it to rugby tackle it with a plastic bag. Next problem - with all the eco-bins at the Eden Project, which one should I choose to dispose of the offending (bagged) object? Green waste? Food waste? I chose 'general' waste and beat a hasty retreat...

wordsmith ROFL!!!!

Wordsmith... similar one... My dd was just being potty-trained and childminder had walked down to school with her to pick up my elder dd. Of course, while they were waiting, dd2 announced that she needed a wee. Trouble is, she doesn't really distinguish between wees and poos. Childminder said she'd have to crouch down and go behind a tree, but to her horror it wasn't a wee it was a poo. Poor childminder (bless her, she deserves a medal) didn't know what to do, so just left it there and made like nothing had happened. Only dd2 marched out really proud of herself (well... she'd been getting loads of praise for telling us that she needed to go) and announced to all the assembled mums 'I just do-ed a poo'! Aaargh!

But that's not the end of it, because a week or so later everyone got a stroppy letter from the school about parents bringing dogs into the school grounds. The letter asked them not to do it because some kids were scared, but also stated that 'there had even been some incidents of dog faeces being found on school grounds'. Of course, my first thought was 'Yuk, how disgusting to let your dog do that in school'. But then... with horror... I had a sudden thought... What if it wasn't DOG poo at all, but dd poo? OMG!

LOL at this thread.

Jampots, the answer is big, sexy TENA pads and to make sure you're wearing your waders.

LOL at this appearing on the homepage!

Although I've noticed that the homepage tends to be rather conservative in reporting the talk topics, i.e. "What's your favourite recipe for jam?" rather than "Has anyone else given their brother-in-law a blow job?" etc.

LOL!

The best thread I've read for ages!!!