Trippy pregnancy dreams

[LaMadrilena]

I've just woken up from dreaming the first several years of my unborn child's life (I'm 14+3 with my first) in glorious Technicolour.

Firstly, he (for the moment he's a he) pops out like a cork, and I barely notice. We then snuggle up on the sofa, where I promptly forget about him. A few hours later, I realise I should probably feed him or something, so I get my tits out. He suckles a bit, then DH and I notice he has a terrible rash, so we rush to A&E.

DH (Spanish IRL) decides the best hospital is in Wales, so we drive there. From Madrid. DS is rushed off by Drs. I am convinced the Drs will know I forgot to feed him. My family in law come too, but are somehow Indian, and are talking about their memories of Partition. My SIL pisses me off, so I smash a glass of water over her head.

Fast forward a few years. DH and DS, who is now DD, have moved to the Welsh countryside for a simpler life because I AM DEAD. DS bears an uncanny resemblance to a kid I saw last night on Masterchef. They are happy. I wake up, still pissed off.

Anyone want to share their whacko pregnancy dreams?

Oh, and everyone else at the hospital had cool baby slings. I ended up stuffing DS down my t-shirt, which I tucked into my jeans so he didn't fall out the bottom.

I dreamed my baby was a girl, and I was shocked because I had thought it was a boy for most of my pregnancy.

It was also a mole, but I wasn't particularly surprised by that and was having skin to skin while it waggled its little star mole hands about and tried to climb up my shoulder.

I'm 39+3 so should see soon enough what sex and species it is

I snorted out loud 9n the train at the little mole hands

Oh this has given me such a giggle this morning!

I dreamt I’d given birth to a cat, but no one was particularly bothered by this fact and everyone treated it just like a baby.

This is hilarious

Your story is amazing OP!

At the start of my pregnancy I dreamt I only had one boob after the birth. It was a strange experience!

Oh OP you’ve just reminded me that during pregnancy I had a recurring dream that I was just walking down the road with my baby and then it’s head would fall off with hindsight it was just bizarre but at the time it really upset me!

She is now 14 weeks old and so far her head does appear to be firmly attached to her shoulders

Hahahaha trippy pregnancy dreams are the best! Wait till you have (if you do) gas and air lol!
I continuously dreamed my baby was a boy even though they told me at all scans definitely a girl - but I was convinced it was a boy (she was indeed a girl!)
I also dreamed I kept the baby in a tall grey filing cabinet and she was laying on a shelf with lots of little children feeding her rice 😂
my auntie dreamt her baby was so tiny she had to keep it in a matchbox in her shirt pocket 😂

Before I got my bfp I dreamt I was at work and my boss made me go out to get a pregnancy test because we all knew I was pregnant but I hadn't done the test. On my waynto sainsbury I suddenly had a baby boy from out of nowhere and I couldn't make him stop crying so went to a complete strangers house. I don't remember any more of it. I'm having a girl though, this dream made me think it was a boy. Now I have variations of weird labour dreams, the most recent being me, my oh, my sister and my mum were all induced at the same time and it was a race to have a baby first, except im the only one that actually had a baby and they said they were just trying to make me feel better 😅

These are ace! I knew I wouldn't be the only one!

I have nothing to add but I have been howling with laughter at these

Pregnancy dreams sure are wild LOL

A few nights ago I dreamed that I worked in some sort of care home, and my job was to go cave diving to find a fissure in the Earth that would regularly release chicken eggs, and I had to gather them before the sharks broke them. I gathered 15 and took them to the cook in the care home, who told me NO MORE EGGS and refused to make me an omelette. This annoyed me so I went for a walk in the woods with a random dog that was just suddenly there with me. While walking in the woods I disturbed a bunch of men doing some sort of arms deal, and thought I'd managed to style it out like I'd seen nothing, and say hi and went past them. At this point I realised my horse would be in danger (the dog was no longer there), and so I had to sneak back past the men to get to my horse. I got to my horse and we rode away into the countryside, where we found a house. Will Smith was there and told me to get in, and hide in the upstairs back bedroom because "they will come for us now." There were two other dudes who were armed (as was Will Smith). I entered that bedroom and there was a random newborn baby on the bed. Bad guys arrived and started shooting up the front of the house, Will Smith and his dudes took most of them out, but the boss lady got through just as Will and the dudes ran out of ammo....at which point I grabbed the random baby and we hid in the closet. The closet had a rail for clothes but it only had knives on it, so I picked the longest knife, and when the boss lady opened the closet, I leapt up, baby tucked under one arm, and proceeded to stab the bad lady to death.

I woke up like W T F!? I'm used to trippy pregnancy dreams by now (16 weeks) but that one was really crazy!

Haha these are hilarious! I dreamt the other night that I gave birth to twin boys, which I was confused about because in my (irl) scan there was definitely only one baby. They were smaller than my palm and I wasn't sure what to do with them so I got some plates out of the cupboard and put them on one each to keep them safe.

@ThisMammaCat You win, that is utterly batshit!

[quote LaMadrilena]@ThisMammaCat You win, that is utterly batshit! [/quote]
I know right?! I thought about it ALL day and I'm still like WTF days later......bonkers!

I dreamt my bump fell off and rolled away