Glamorous pregnancy anecdotes

[NannyPear]

36 weeks pregnant with a cold, and tonight I sneezed and pee'd on DS's bedroom carpet while DH was standing next to me.

What has made you feel particularly glamorous (or not) during your pregnancy?

Suffered with HG really badly for 25 weeks.
Walking round Asda one day, eyeing up the homeward when I knew I was about to be sick. I couldn't bear the thought of just being sick on the floor in front of everyone so I was sick in a bin. Not a public use bin, one for sale! I had to buy the thing

I cleaned the porridge and toothpaste off my maternity jeans before leaving #1 into nursery, but didn't do a very good job. DH pointed out I'd missed a bit ("it's a big bit, look. Look, there! There! It's really obvious"
I couldn't see past the bump that is #2 so took the jeans off. He was right- a huge big splodge of it near the groin. Oh the glamour.

Ah that reminds me of the other day when, while sitting, I felt a hole in the crotch of my maternity jeans! No idea how long it had been there but I'd never noticed it because of bump!

I vomited into the gutter on a main shopping street. Cue making sure I always had a plastic bag with me.

At 5am this morning I had to get up to be sick, I ended up peeing myself while vomiting and then had to get in the shower. I've lost count of how many times this has happened.

I’m 34 weeks, I thought that I could manage the 2 mile walk back from soft play pushing the toddler in his buggy.

The pain in my hips and back 2 hours later was so bad that I needed to stand in the shower to have a wee each time I needed one, then rinse my legs off because I couldn’t sit down on the toilet. For the first time, I’ve been glad of the constipation cos god knows how I would have managed to have a poo.

With DC1 I had excess saliva quite often. I'm a vet and there was more than one occasion when, while talking to the owner over the exam table, I inadvertently spit on either the table or the pet... Fortunately no words were said about it!

With DS I had quite bad morning sickness, one day MIL, SFIL and SIL were coming over and just before they were due I rant to the toilet to be sick. As I threw up I farted really loud and weed myself, turned around to ask DH for some new trousers and my in laws were stood watching me. I wanted to die

I had uncontrollable wind. Was literally constantly breaking wind.
Never felt so hot in my life.

Vomited copiously in the car while waiting for ages in a traffic jam
Vomited into the gutter (in a thronged main street)
Became wedged half in and half out of the car when I parked too close to the van next to it. Waited until someone walked past and asked to be pushed back inside.

Waited until someone walked past and asked to be pushed back inside

🤣

DH gave me a back rub to try and alleviate my cramping, and I laid a stinker on him.

Wetting myself whilst puking, many many times.