I've had enough and would like it all to end now please.
I would like to be able to get upstairs without it being a mountaineering expedition. I'd love a night where I can sleep in any damn position I choose. I'd like to be able to pee to a time=scale that is considered normal. I've had enough of the nausea thank you, and the weird-ass cravings lost their comic value so long ago now. I'm fed up to the back teeth of having to cope with things because I'm pregnant, and would quite like to go back to being able to take my medication. I'd also like to be able to bend down again.
To be frank, I am about to serve notice of eviction.
Bring on the ankle massage and the raspberry leaf tea. I'm through with it all.
Agnes