Name change. Im 40 weeks +2 days pregnant and last week I noticed some awfully strange things had appeared on my vagina. At first I thought they were skin tags but after doing some more research I've since found out it's genital warts. I don't think there's anything more disgusting that can be said in the English language than them two. Genital. Warts. I know they're harmless (please don't anyone pipe up about herpes -ITS NOT THE SAME THING) but they just look so horrible. The temptation to slice them all off before I go into labour and some poor midwife has to look at my horrible vagina is overwhelming. (I'm definitely NOT going to slice them off) but I'm just mortified. I look disgusting anyway and now my lady bits look like something from a horror film before I've even given birth. 