I have been reading about how some people talk, sing etc to their bumps. I'm expecting my first baby to arrive any day soon and personally I haven't talked to my bump whatsoever throughout the pregnancy. Even thinking about it just feels weird and awkward. I don't know what he's interested in, what would I talk about, the weather? I would feel very odd having a one-way dialogue about the likelihood of precipitation with my abdomen. Is that terrible?