Give me your best bump touching stories!

[SundayLunchHappy]

Now coming up to 21 weeks, awful girdle pain, backache, lovely spotty skin, generally feeling like a total sex bomb

I always knew I'd find this a bit awkward but now it's happened for the first time it must not happen again! I have a friend who has said on multiple occasions she can't wait to "have a feel when it kicks" (no!). However yesterday my gorgeous, most kind, loving great aunt started rubbing my tummy and I was sort of rooted to the spot. I couldn't bare to pull away from her but my god it was horrendous.

What do you do? If it had been literally anyone but her I think I would have recoiled sharply, but what do you say?

Help please for my ridiculously first world problem

My MIL used to rub my belly like trying to get a genie out a lamp and repeatedly ignored me when I backed away, tried putting my heads in the way and grumbled about not liking it and nothing being there. I eventually had to tell her pretty bluntly that I don't like it because I was only about 3 months pregnant and there wasn't a bump! Erm, hello, you're just rubbing my wobbly tummy!!!