You will only shop ON LINE.
You will get to know the lady in the POST OFFICE very well with all your returns.
You will LEARN to like STRIPES.
You will NEVER find a comfortable bra.
You will never be the SAME SIZE in different brands.
You will find UNDER the bump trousers will fall down / expose your bottom crack.
You will constantly fidget with OVER the bump maternty trousers.
You will find your feet SPREAD so even your pretty shoes no longer fit.
Your boobs will POP OUT, mid swim, of your maternity swimming costume, you might not notice till someone points.
Your mother will look you up and down and FROWN, without uttering a word, no matter what you wear.
You will eventually give in and wear the same pair of DUNGAREES, without worrying you look like a hippy / decorator /kids tv presenter because they are the most comfortable item you fit in (and they are not stripy).
After extensive research, and much swearing, I'm sticking with expensive dungarees from Jo Jo and cheap and cheapfull tops and jeans (over bump) from Asda, both true to my pregnancy size.