The day I Cillit-Banged my bottom... Baby brain at its best

[PhoenixBlaze]

So today I decided to clean the toilet seat. I then, naturally, forgot what I had just done, turned around and sat down. Cillit Bang ALL over my bottom. Was not happy. But blow me if 20 minutes later I wandered back into the bathroom, thought, 'Ah, must clean the toilet seat,' and... well, you can guess the rest.

Baby brain is real, people.

Would anyone else like to share any other woeful tales of baby-brained misadventure...?

Putting milk in the cupboard and crisps in the fridge! Oh and I once put the guinea pig in the laundry basket

Nope, but I just entirely intentionally ate a Rustlers burger in the bath and loved every dirty minute of it.

At least you got a clean arse??
I just took a frying pan of food out the oven with oven gloves. Grabbed a spoon to serve up and then proceeded to grab the handle of the stoking hot frying pan. Bugger me IT KILLS!!!!! It gone all white and wrinkly too :(

Friday 13th at its best!

I got up for work this morning, got to the office, locked up due to it being the weekend! Pregnant me doesn't understand days of the week anymore

I was uncharacteristicly chipper a few days ago and decided to clear the washing backlog. Popped the second load in and had a soak in the bath, feeling ever so smug that I had managed housework AND a hygiene routine that day. Went back to the machine later to empty and realised that I hadn't actually pressed start. Bollocking hell!

I put conjunctivitis eye drops on my spots then spot cream in my eye the other day 😊

I was hysterical when I was pregnant with my eldest

Couldn't find the birthday cards I had just wrote out for my family.

Looked everywhere for them and was getting more and more upset.

I had only put them back in the drawer where I had been storing them hadn't I?

Got them out ready to go...lost them again. That's right I had put them BACK in the same drawer!!

Dh kept a firm hold of them after that