silly things that annoy you when pregnant

[thecatsarecrazy]

At the moment every time the phone goes I get the rage, I have to push my weight out the chair, waddle to the hall way and its normally some call centre. Just answered phone now and whoever it was hung up when I got there
Also I struggle to walk about and people standing in the middle of isles in supermarkets annoys me at the moment. I feel so big

Everything and everyone.

No I've not had the baby yet, I'd be really upset if I was still the size of an outhouse and she was here.

No I didn't realise so and so was pregnant, in reality I don't really give a shit either as just because we're both pregnant at the same time doesn't take away from the fact I think she's a work shy prick who made my work life more difficult than necessary just for being selfish and annoying

No I've not seen the baby clothes on Facebook, I've actually come off cause you all annoy the hell out of me with your passive aggressive shit.

'U ok Hun? Pm me' don't even get me started

Not wanting to leave the house cause I'm sick of people

The school run is now a nightmare, even strangers are making enquiries

I'm so fat

Everything. Absolutely everything!!

Can't get comfy - at all. Fucking cushions.

Carpal flaming tunnel.

Heartburn.

Nice lady at the beauticians doing my pedicure : how many months are you now?! With a look of shock on her face.

Doc told me to slow down on the food front and not eat chocolate or cake over Christmas. Pigs in blankets may fly.

Oh yes, the loo thing too.

I'm laughing so much, when I was pregnant I went to the Christmas do with my dh. All of a sudden he was surrounded by all the women he worked with and I went off on one. Accused him of having an affair with them all and then I stormed off and cried, then cried some more when I realize he hadn't come after me. Went back and apologized to him. He always stays out of my way when I get weepy.

I love this thread! So funny! And guiltynetter I have the same feelings towards mine too!

We were watching a film last week and all I could hear was his nostrils whistling away! My left eye started twitching and I snapped! I just loudly remarked 'CAN YOU JUST STOP BREATHING ALL OVER THE FILM PLEASE?!!'.. Oh dear.. He did his best to muffle his breathing..

I'm 38 weeks. Some people seem genuinley horrified that I'm still going out and doing things. Woman in New Look asked me how far gone I was then said 'shouldn't you be staying close to home?'. Other people look panicked as if I'm going to go into labour then and there.

I feel like I should be sat at home. Couldn't think of anything worse!

Well I'm really pissed off now. We bought a new ( to us ) car a few weeks ago ready for new baby and someone has taken our wing mirror off. I could honestly cry

People looking in sheer terror at the size of my bump. Yes I'm enormous, I'd kinda worked it out myself as I waddle slowly round with my crutches.

I've got spd so not been able to walk anywhere for months and I can't bend down so I can't shop or nest. I hate being reliant on other people to just get through the couple of things I have to do each day.

Dh snoring.

Everything pissed me off during pregnancy

35 weeks here. Had a flat tyre yesterday, you can imagine my reaction. Total panic.

Tyre is fixed and fine now